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Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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I can hear it now...
"All my bloody email just disappeared, so I get this computer guy over and the cunt starts talking all this technical jargon like I give a fuck. Just get my email back, ya prig!"

I swear I'm starting to not believe in genuine computer problems anymore.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 15:07, 1 reply)
Ever since the network boffin for a bank that will remain unnamed
wanted to use the DMZ switch we look after as a replacement for some floor switch that blew "because it's only got two ports used on it" I don't trust ANYONE to get anything right anymore. He probably told people we were being anal about our gear after we told him to back away from the rack.

(the two ports were the in traffic and out traffic for the entire bank in this country...)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 15:43, closed)

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