Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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Made me laugh It reminded me of my cousin, when she was about 5, at my dad's 60th. She wanted a wine glass like the rest of us, so we put her dandelion and burdock in there. Part way through the meal, she was taken to the toilet. The waiter, doing the rounds with a rather nice nuit st George, clearly didn't notice and went to top it up. My brother and I looked at each other and tacitly agreed to see what happened.
Tears. Lots and lots of tears. Turns out 5 year olds don't like having their nice fizzy drink ruined with a wine top up, and they really really don't like being laughed at hysterically when they take a sip...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:44,
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When it comes to laughs these days, you just can't beat children.They call the police if you do.
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And then the restaurant lost their licence?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 13:11,
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