housemates revenge
When I was at uni I sahred a house with 3 other guys, Fraser, Roger, and Martin.
Roger was the nice quiet type who kept himself to himself and didn't generally cause any problems Martin was a big hairy arsed biker from Torquay who liked to indulge in a bit of home brewing ably assisted by yours truly, Fraser was a tight fisted little scrote who kept nicking the home brew that Martin and myself had spent hours creating, one evening myself and Martin were in the uni bar when an evil plan formed in my diseased brain, how about making some wine and presenting it to Fraser at the start of the easter break.
OK kiddies do not try this at home,
Ingredients

4 ounces of senna pods soaked to extract the goodness
8 ounces dried figs
8 ounces pitted prunes
1 pound sugar
1 gallon water

This concotion was boiled up with the senna water left to cool yeast added and left to fester.
When bottled it made a very nice dry fruity wine, 6 of these bottles we presented to Fraser who then proceeded to drink 3 of them this plan was going better than we had hoped for, we were a bit miffed as nothing dramatic happened, he was half way down his 4th bottle on day 3 when he said he didn't feel well, he headed for the loo where he took up residence for at least 2 days guess what he never nicked any home brew again I wonder why.
(raith50, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 11:50, 3 replies)

That was a very interesting story.
Unfortunately I think this chap also stole most of your punctuation.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 12:11, closed)

When I saw
Fraser and Martin I was expecting a pun about the Crane family.
(europe-who, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 12:26, closed)

Me too
I thought he was going to post from the perspective of Eddie.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 17:03, closed)