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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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I think I annoyed my housemates
I've been playing a bit too much GTA4 lately. The Lost and Damned expansion pack provides a gametype called Chopper versus Chopper. Which is essentially one man on a motorbike, versus a helicopter. Said copter has explosive rounds, and is invincible. The biker needs to get through checkpoints, and whenever they are killed, the person in the chopper gets a go on the bike until they are killed, and whoever goes through the most checkpoints at the end of the game wins.

Most of the time I'm in the copter. Despite the advantages, i.e. can go faster, can make big booms, can hit anything and not be damaged, I'm still crap at this game because I can't fly and gun at the same time very well.

I was playing it with a friend online today and it got to the point where I was saying stuff like "Fuck you, buildings!" "Fuck you, lampposts!" "Fuck you, trees!" "Fuck you, gravity!" "Fuck you, harsh reality!" "Fuck you, piloting manual!" and suchlike. And getting more amused and pissed off at the same time, so I was getting louder.

Who knew that five girls wouldn't see the funny side of a helicopter bouncing off buildings whilst the pilot is swearing?
(, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:52, 1 reply)
*yawn*
This was so tedious I didn't eve ........
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 0:39, closed)

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