We don't drink out of glasses anymore.
Not since I wandered into my housemates room to discover 2 pint glasses of mouldy piss on his bedside table. His excuse was his room is furthest from the lav, Which it may be, apart from the fact this 3 bed house has 3 bedrooms upstairs where the doors open out onto a 1 square metre landing. There are occasions when I could condone this behaviour, such as when you're bursting and someone's hogging the bathroom (i usually just have a slash behind the shed). But his mitigating circumstances? He was playing his ps2 in the middle of the day and didn't want to put his housecoat on and traverse the stairs.

Then again this is the same cretin that spent half an hour having a shit the other day, then promptly collapsed in a heap due to dead legs.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:23, 4 replies)

I've pissed into a glass before
As you say - it's excusable if you're absolutely bursting, and someone else is in the bathroom.

However, I have tipped it away - and thoroughly washed the glass - as soon as possible. I don't see how anyone would want to keep it sitting on their bedside table.

There's nothing wrong with pissing into a glass: urine is sterile. But it soon won't be if you leave it lying around.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:46, closed)

He does neither of these things,
I think it went mouldy because he fucked off to his Mrs' for a bit.

The glasses he hasn't pissed in have big greasy fingerprints down the side because he only rinses the inside.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 14:49, closed)

oi
whats wrong with having a leisurely half hour shit?
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:02, closed)

Nothing.
You do lose the right not to be ridiculed when you collapse infront of your housemates and lie on the floor for a bit though.

Sometimes, when hungover, I can take my laptop in there and spend a good hour on the porcelain bus.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 15:06, closed)