A stinky little psycho
When I first moved to Galway i only knew one person so i moved into the house he shared with a few others. everything was grand between me and him we usually just sat in a hzy bubble and tried not to be around when the landlady called (rent was a slight problem!) so this was grand except for the girl Sarah* that lived in the house too . Now i know the sterotypical view that women are cleaner smell nicer than boys isn't always true but this took the biscuit!

if she was in the sitting room watching tv and you wanted to watch a bit too you had to pretend to go in, get something (magazine, lighter whatever and leave again but leave the door open. to freshen the room you could say before going back in later.

Another time we had a few mates round and some of the girls went for a tour of the house came back into the room and thought that her room had to be either my room or my mates as it stank so bad, when we told them it was a girls they refused to believe until Sarah came home and went to her room and wouldn't come out all night (thankfully).

Alas this was not the most cringeworthy thing i witnessed in the house. The last night i lived there (myself and my mate were moving the next day into town) i was busy packing some things into boxes when i hear sarah, her boyfriend (WTF!) and his mate come in after a night out. The TV goes on and after a few minutes i hear walking up the stairs into her room and silence. for about 30 seconds that is... the still night silence was broken by moans of delight and passion. feeling sick at hearing this i headed to my mates room where the noises couldn't be heard and helped him pack instead. it was passing the sitting room that i decided to knock off the TV (save the planet etc etc) and noticed the lump on the couch was Sarah's boyfriend. She had taken his mate upstairs to ride instead. Classy bird indeed.

Oh yeah she also hated snails and made a point of killing everyone she seen. weird

*name not changed to protect
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:45, 4 replies)

The original version of Galway Girl had a verse about this.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)

enquiring minds need to know
what did she smell of?

also, i am loving the "stinky little psycho". if i were anywhere other than work on a fecking sunday, i would be LOL-ing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 17:04, closed)

the smell
was pure undiluted BO. i was in the room beside the shower for 4 monthes and not once did i hear her go for one.
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:13, closed)

MrSnakes
is a bit freaked-out by snails too. But thank goodness he doesn't kill everyone he sees.

Space bar, mate. Space bar.

:)
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:53, closed)