HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Various weirdos, morons and the occasional legendKris was a Welsh rugby boy from Pontypridd. I used to have to tell him what he'd done after pretty much every night out since he could never remember anything.
Kris fancied a girl from upstairs called Jo. One weekend, Jo brought her 16-year old sister Fran to visit. We all went out and got fucked. Fran more than anyone else, since she got fucked by Kris.
In the morning, Jo came downstairs and knocked on Kris's door. Her sister opened the door, walked out without saying a word and went upstairs. Jo stood at the door, looking at Kris, who was still in bed. Kris comes out with the following, immortal line.
"Okay. Does this, in any way, affect my chances with you?"
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:53, 2 replies)
i swearthe fact i made it thru to the end of that post is amazing. in fact if your mother had not been feasting upon my lamb cannon the drabness of your words may well have bored me to death.
your mummy is a dirty dirty whore
(, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:32, closed)
Genius*click*
(, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 21:19, closed)
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