My ex's
housemate/co owner was a bit of a bint.
In my first year postgrad I would often sleep in a bit and get to work late morning (now I am second year I am conscientious and get into work early and play on the net instead). This of course meant that I would be in bed past 'normal' hours.
My girlfriend at the time did proper person working hours and so would leave early.
One day her housemate had a day off work.
I didn't get out of bed until after she'd left the house to do whatever it is that dippy bint's do on their day off.

Bearing in mind that the bedroom door had been closed (as usual) and hiding my sweaty manflaps and I'd been making no noise, the bugger didn't know I was there until she saw my car outside on her way out.

"Tweeb-bird, I don't mind Tweeb staying over but I do mind when he's still in bed in mornings particularly if I have the day off." Texteth she to mine lady.

It's not like we didn't get on, and I hadn't disturbed her. Plus it wasn't exclusively her house.
Silly cow.

(I wonder if I've posted this tale of woe early enough to get on 'best'... ?)
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:45, Reply)