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When a tenancy came to an end, I needed to find somewhere cheap and I ended up in a shared house. Two other new tenants moved in at the same time, both lads and both in the their twenties and these guys were very sweet, until they got into drink and drugs. Although they never really attacked anyone else, they had some bitter arguments between them, usually over who had taken all of the drugs and where could they score some more.

Following this event, the Landlady asked them to leave and looking back now it is quite funny, but at the time it was horrible.

Big fat lad got wasted and big thin lad missed out, so he had a screaming fit at big fat lad. Big fat lad became abusive and expressed himself through the medium of violence. Big thin lad ran to his room crying, followed by big fat lad who was screaming. The door slammed shut and was locked, but big fat lad was outside the door hammering upon it for all he was worth.

The final moment came just before the Police arrived when big fat lad suddenly declared to the whole house that if big thin lad kept crying like a girl, big fat lad would break down the door and rape him like a girl! It seems that big thin lad took him seriously and called the rozzas.

It was such a shame.

tldr: two twats got pissed, had fight, slight rape, Police came.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)