i guess you had to be there
my girlfriend's ex-housemates were a different class of human being. besides having shared baths and done a burnout with a motorcross bike in the hallway, they cut down a resonably sized tree from the garden to use as a christmas tree and set light to each others' hair (head and pubic) on many occasions.

the one incident that stands out above all though, is when i walked into the bathroom to witness one such housemate eating a can of cold beans, downing a can of 'K' cider (8.4% ?) then proceeding to puke beans+cider over his naked mate who was in the bath.

a week later the same kid was seen downstairs in the kitchen pissing into a bin then tipping the bin upside down on his head. needless to say he's now a heroin addict crawling around croydon somewhere.
(falic, Sat 7 Apr 2007, 23:15, closed)