Porn nazi
I shared a house with a lovely character called Lee (for that was his name). Lee had three loves in his life. First was the English. Second was the Nazis. This caused him great anguish when he was reminded that not only were the Nazis foreign, but they had also bombed much of his beloved Ingerland.

His third love was porn. He loved it so much that we could frequently hear the creaky bed sounds of him wanking throughout the house.

I once went up to his room. I'm sure a psychologist could have written a whole book on it. Lovingly taped to the wall were pictures of the leading Nazis, and beside them were pictures he had ripped out of porn mags.

He was actually doing quite well at Uni, as he was stydying modern German history and thus got to write lots about the Third Reich.

Length? - I don't care.
(woodchopper likes chopping wood, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 12:06, Reply)