HypocrisyOverheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Objectionable housemates...are easily dealt with.
1) Any dirty washing up not done promptly goes in the culprit's bed. Under the covers. Wipe em around a bit.
2) Stealing is revolting, no matter how posh/princessy someone is. She doesn't and will never understand life. Feel sorry for her, and the poor sod that marries her. Ew.
3) I find that screaming 'OH OH OH OOOOOOH!' just at the moment they start screaming usually shuts them up. Get some friends round. They'll love joining in.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 20:18, 1 reply)
I'm gonna borrow those ideasWell, the dirty washing and the sex noises. I'm not borrowing the feeling sorry for her idea until she returns my stuff she's "borrowed" or just outright stolen.
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