And... oooh the Christian Slut...
Now back in my uni days there was a girl who I was friends with. For a while. And coz I'm not a total bitch I just allowed out friendship to drift apart when I'd decided she was a hypocritical evil fat ugly cow.

She was a Christian. Not that I have anything against Christians, people putting me before themselves is always nice! BUT I used to go to Church, I knew the rules. And I decided I wanted to break them. The no getting rat arsed or having sex (or getting rat arsed and having sex) was the killer... So I stopped going to Church and ceased being a Christian.

This girl was in the Christian society, she blabbed on and on about her God friends and how she was adored in the Church and... oh you know the type.

Clearly she didn't think that drinking heavily was an issue, fine. At least she respected the "thou shalt not commit adultery".....

To a point. She believed that as long as the boy bit hadn't gone in the girl bit it was ok. So oral, fine. Quick tit wank, also fine. Prick tease...? Well no, because she was hideously ugly. You'd always see some traumatised guy heading out of her room the following morning saying "I don't remember what happened, but the next thing I knew she'd shut me in her room..."

And she quite happily did everything-but-the-deed with a guy who was dating one of the girls she called a friend.

My blood boils just thinking about it.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 14:17, 5 replies)

There was a guy at school
SU club and everything.

I'm pretty sure that there's stuff in the Bible about not disobeying "just" laws and not getting rat-arsed- and he was pretty sure of it too.
Still went out at weekends and got pissed- even when underage.
Then when he recovered the next day he prayed for forgiveness. Which made it alright to go out the next weekend and do it all again, obviously.

When I mentioned that this wasn't exactly in the right spirit- praying for forgiveness surely means he'd try to stop himself doing it next week- he told me that I "wasn't Christian so I wouldn't understand". Tit.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:10, closed)

yep
Wankers.

Altho... I do believe that if hell exists, there will be a particularly painful place for 'em all. And that makes the blood boiling settle down to a controllable simmer.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:04, closed)

God Almighty
The phrase 'christian slut' gives me such the horn. It reminds of those dirty days at sunday school, the vestibule, communion wine, and a greased up crucifix.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:14, closed)

Wow
I missed out so much. I really should have kept going to church...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:17, closed)

It's probably the title of some porn film...
And she's probably starring in it...

"Ugly Christian Slut does anal for the first time..."
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:03, closed)