In the bedroom
'AAaaarrrggg....aarrrhgghhh.....nnngggg aaaerrggg....oooooeerrrr....aaaahhhh!'.

That is the sound of me finishing up in the bedroom. Then she says, 'You haven't just come have you?'. Now the sarcastic part of me wants to say something along the lines of 'No, I just did those ridiculous face contortions for fun'. Who am I to stop good sarcasm? So that is exactly what I say.

'Arrg, you're so selfish. You just don't care about me do you?'.

Readers I should point out at this point that this was after a romantic dinner that I cooked at my house which took ages (read: 30 mins tops) and tasted delicious (read:wasn't burnt). I had also brought her to climax orally just before then(apparently I'm very good - ladies please use my agent to book appointments.) so I think mere utterance of my lack of care is rather hypocritical to say the least. Then I did a big fart, rolled over and went to sleep. Some woman eh?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 17:58, 3 replies)

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"No, I've been here a little while now"
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 18:16, closed)

Ha!
I find the best response is: At least I wasn't thinking about your sister this time.
( SpankyHanky, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 19:03, closed)

Damn it
Just slap her with your spermy cock then maybe punch her.

Bloody wimmin *downs stella*
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 1:12, closed)