Redheads
Another from my mate Steve.

Was waiting for him to shut his tattoo place, we start talking about the lovely ladies, as you do.

"Wouldn't ever touch a redhead, mate," says Steve. "They look a bit scary to me, like demon women, all that fiery red hair. Wouldn't ever want to go there, fuck no!"

I'm busy trying to tie my shoelaces.

Steve waits a beat and says: "Anyway, they taste funny... when you're going, you know, downstairs on 'um."

I just stared at him for a while...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:34, 3 replies)

he's right though
I won't roll out the adage again. no one ever seems interested/amused.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, closed)

My carefully researched scientific experiment,
with a massive sample size of one, suggests otherwise.

I used to date a redhead and she tasted just fine downstairs.

However, she was completely fucking mental, which is why I eventually binned her.

The only other redhead I know is my sister, and for some barmy reason doesn't want to let me anywhere near her lady bits.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:15, closed)

can i just say?
"Firecrotch"
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)