Commuting on a motorbike in London
you end getting in amongst the cyclists that herd around traffic lights.

Not infrequently, a nice spandex clad bum belonging to a lady cyclist will present itself for inspection. I'm just fine with that, it brightens up my day.

What is iffy is finding that after gawking at one of these lovely derrieres, it belongs to a man.
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:49, 10 replies)

Legally speaking, this means that you
can stab them repeatedly in the face with broken glass until their sobbing cries become so much background noise.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:52, closed)

I think that's fair.
Men have no business wearing spandex anyway.
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:56, closed)

Stupid Sexy Flanders

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 8:59, closed)

.......something about quoting comedy
;o)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:00, closed)

It's OK when I do it.
Don't you know anything?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:07, closed)

Needs more Bill Hicks,
you appalling cunt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 10:08, closed)

Meh
Let this be a lesson to you: always carry a long wig for your partner and a tube of Vaseline when out biking.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:45, closed)

Gay

(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 9:54, closed)

It's about
as close as you can get, isn't it?
(username failed moderation, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:08, closed)

No
This is: www.b3ta.com/questions/iffycrushes/post1383377
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:19, closed)