Pure IgnoranceWhat astonishingly stupid stuff have you overheard people saying? Tell us, and tell the world.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jan 2005, 22:51)
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Mums eh?My mum God bless her
On perusing the Newshopper.
Mum:"That Fire Engine must be really busy it goes round schools all over the country"
Us: "What Fire Engine?"
Mum: "You know 'Dennis'"
Mum: "Can you run me to MI5 to look at wardrobes"
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As an in-joke Birds Eye 'Beef Slice's in Gravy' in our house were known as beef curtains, she had no idea.
All fine until a GF was brought home one Sunday.
Mum: "I'm sorry it's not more elaborate, I've only got Beef Curtains for dinner"
Much beer was ejected from noses.
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Sister in Law : "That's a lovely house , but why do they need such a big garage"
Brother: " That's Sidcup Fire Station dear"
(, Sun 9 Jan 2005, 18:41, closed)
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