Pub meals & idiots (long)
A few years ago, my family went to eat at the pub. I couldn't decide what to eat and sent my mum off to the specials board. She shouted over "They've got gammon", my reply: "No thanks, I'm not one for fish"

Another, sorry. At the weekend I had a customer come to my till. I asked him to enter his PIN when he paid for his card, and three times he got it wrong. I told him that this meant he would have to call his bank to get it unblocked. He was fuming, he complained to me that our system must be broken, because he'd entered the right number three times: "the one it's got on the screen, the price I need to pay"
(SpookTheHamster, Mon 10 Jan 2005, 21:18, Reply)