Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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"Don't ever let me catch you playing with matches"Ten minutes later: "Ten packets of Swan Vestas please, mister. They're for me dad."
Twenty minutes later: "Scary, where are your eyebrows?"
One month later: Nicked, for setting off home-made rockets in the school fied.
Three months later: Nicked, for setting off weedkiller bombs up the chalk pits.
Six months later: Nicked again, over that business with the German stick grenade.
Kids! Don't play with matches!
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:56,
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