Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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(Now Ex) Girlfriend tries to kill me...Without mentioning any names (you know who you are) - a girlfriend tried to kill me once - she claimed she misunderstood the instruction "Do not turn the electricity back on, I don't trust your house and it's 1950's wiring" while I changed the ceiling rose in her hallway.
Imagine my suprise to find myself no-longer on the top of a ladder, but in a heap at the bottom of the hallway, screwdriver still in hand, unable to bend my arm for sometime afterwards.
Her reaction - "Opps - I thought it would be O.K to flip it back on to make a cup of tea".
I suppose that should have warned me for the things to come...
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coopsweb cancelled your train home on, Fri 5 May 2006, 0:09,
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