Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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"James, don't go near the CD player, you have a can of beer in your hand"Which was then poured into the cd player, for about 10 seconds, and I didn't notice. So, I thought I'd put the radio on instead. Also advised not to touch the radio aerial. Did I listen? Predictably, no. I extended the aerial and wondered why my whole arm was shaking. It didn't dawn on me until later I was being electrocuted. Or was it when my ex shouted "let go!". Thankfully I listened to that one.
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jingle_bob, jingle_bob, jingle all the way... is a waterproof rapist. Apparently., Sun 7 May 2006, 23:49,
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