Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Not very funny...but for once, true.
I was given a nice watch, a Rotary, from my former girlfriend for Christmas. Tried to adjust the date and couldn't get the knob to extend. Kept pulling but nothing so used a small screwdriver to prise it out. It worked but wouldn't stay back in afterwards, so I took it back to the shop, only to be asked if I had "unwound it anticlockwise first". "Of course" I exclaim, thinking all along "fucksocks", but it got repaired anyway. Sure enough, got home and it was there in the instructions
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Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 10 May 2006, 23:53,
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