I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Surprise Anal PenetrationThis isn't my tale of woe; but a friends.
I wont pad it out, but basically he was at a bbq and didn't have anywhere to sit. So he picked up the back set of wheels from a broken tricycle, stood it up right and used that as a seat.
The weight of his body was too much for the wheel he was sat upon and it dropped downwards onto the wheel on the ground. Of course, this left my friend analy penetrated upon a rusty kids' tricycle axel.
His sister came outside to see what all the noise was to be greeted by the sight of him clinging to the washing line in pain.
He spent a few hours on a hospital bed with a doctor's finger up his arse.
He told me in confidence and of course I told everyone in school.
And now I'm telling even more people.
Nice one Richard!
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Regger, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 23:54,
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