I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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falling..Back in the dark ages of the late eighties, our local buses had ticket machines as well as drivers. The idea being that if you went through the right hand side of the door, you had to pay the machine, and if you went through the left hand side of the door, you payed the driver. They took out all the machines, and put horizontal bar across the entrance to where the machine had been (to force everyone to go to the driver).
I got on one day, paid my fare. I was standing there talking to a mate, and the bus suddenly lurched away. I went flying. Fell backwards, and one leg went one side of the bar, the other went the other. My crotch hit the bar extremely hard. I had quite bad bruising in that whole area (and some trouble walking) for about a week afterwards.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 9:47, Reply)
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