I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Couldn't be arsed so I copied and pasted this from a previous answerTragic Cricketing Accident
I was playing cricket without a box so you can probably guess the rest. I lost 50% of my descendants and whilst I was curled up on the ground going MMNNNGGggg next to the cricket ball that had done all the damage our illustrious team captain (Who due to lack of brain cells appeared to be oblivious to my state) was screaming at me to throw the ball. All I could do was whimper "I think I already have"
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:14,
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