I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Great bleeding foreskins Batman14 years old, still riding bikes, tight Levi jeans. Mate of mine swings his leg over the seat of the bike and grimaces with just a littl ebit of pain. Rides off down the driveway and then stops and gets off the bike. I looked down to where he was massaging and the crotch of his jeans were drenched in blood. He had given himself a fairly useful start to a circumcision by snapping off the underside attachment to his foreskin.....seems the pain kicked in more when he realised what he had done. The raised blanket bed was in operation for three weeks and we used to love showing the guy porno to make him get hard during that time!!
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 10:35, Reply)
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