me mate from the days of Secondary School
A few of us were sitting outside a ground-floor school lab waiting for our physics class to begin. We were sitting on some plastic chairs, just talking bollocks as per, and one chair was left alone. This was because the plastic seat had snapped from the metal leg supports underneath it, and the chair was leaning comfortably on a window leading into the school garden.

Cue Fuller, who at the time was alot heavier than he is now (thanks to Quincey disorder putting him in hospital twice this year, he's lost 8 stone in 12 months). He walks around the corner, says "Alreet" and sits down on the chair. We would've stopped him, but being school kids we wanted to see what would happen first. He plonks his arse on the chair, which quickly causes the legs to slide forward and Fuller to fall arse-first through the window.

Fuller scrambled out of the glass, not actually hurting that much actually. He stands up and turns around to see the glass window smashed, leaving a perfect arse-outline in the window. Was like one of those cartoons with the Wile-Y-Coyote outline :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 11:02, Reply)