I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not me but a friend of mine......went on a date a while back. She had a thoroughly enjoyable evening and ended up going home with the gentleman in question. Bottle of wine later and they're having a bit of a fumble on the sofa, moving to the bedroom is suggested and my friend decides to nip to the loo to freshen up before doing so.
Hair? Tidy. Make-up? Not smudged. Boobs? Looking good. Quick spritz of perfume & ooooo! She spots some baby wipes.
Excellent.
She peels the packet open and gives her self a quick once over when she is met with an odd "tingling" sensation. Its then she clocks the baby wipes are actually bathroom disinfectant wipes.
Then the burning begins.
Que Josi, kecks around ankles, hopping up and down on one leg trying to splash cold water out of the sink onto her burning crotch. Not too sure how she explained her soaking wet trousers to the guy who'd been sitting in his living room waiting for her but she hasn’t mentioned him since.
Funny that.
(woo first post!)
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 12:44, Reply)
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