I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Glad it wasn't my balls...I used to work with a guy, Johnny, who had his balls crushed by his woman’s arse.
There they were, having it big time, with her on top bouncing up and down on his cock and loving it, apparently.
But she got a bit too enthusiastic and slammed herself downwards, trapping his balls between her very boney arse and his pelvis. Cue much screaming etc.
Johnny didn't think to much about it till the next day, when one of his balls was a wee bit bigger than the other.
Next day it was bigger still, so off he goes to the doctor, who sends him straight to hospital. He had managed to get an infection in his crushed testicle, it eventually ended up the size of a grapefruit, a rather large grapefruit.
He was off work for about 8 weeks while the swelling went down. I was unlucky enough to see his scrotum, due to him thinking it would be funny to show it to all the guys in the office, it was stretched beyond belief and bright red.
Apparently if it gets infected again, "it'll have to come out".
Although it wasn't to bad though, he made it into FHM, on the medical horrors article thingy.
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