I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Yet another cricket story...Before I went to University and discovered the delights of beer I used to open the batting for the village cricket team. Occasionally I got a ball in the family jewels playing cricket but one incident springs to mind where I was glad that I was wearing a box. Because the bastard got broke in two. I also remember it for the comment by the umpire, who was an old Barnsley Lad.
"By 'eck young un, tha lass is going to be happy with thee.."
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