I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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The most uncomfortable week of my lifeFor some reason unknown to me I decided to shave my pubes, it didn't go well. I was red and itchy for days but eventually it calmed down and went stubbly. Then I discovered an ingrown hair in a not so easy to see place. It took (and I'm honestly not exaggerating) over 30 tries to get the bastard out.
A few days latter I thought it would be bearable to go out on my bike again. So I'm speeding merrily down the track and turn a corner and there in the middle of the track is a rabbit not looking at the peak of health. I brake and more or less pull my bike off the track. Smack. Straight into a tree, whacked my head and fell off the seat onto the frame of the bike. I bruised places I didn't know it was possible to bruise.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 22:57, Reply)
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