» Best Graffiti Ever

in the women's toilets of glasgow uni library
there is the best graffiti in the world. ever. a memorable piece being "my boyfriend wants to have anal sex does that make him gay?" underneath the reply "no it just makes him a man"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 22:14, More)

» The B3TA Confessional

Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been 8 years since my last confession
8 years is a long time. A long time is a lot of sin so I'll just cover my cardinals for today

Lust

Morning wood= youporn time

Gluttony

I had two breakfast this morning- cereal and toast. I then had two lunches- falafels and a sundried tomato pastry thing. I'm currently making dinner, I may well have a second.

Greed

I went into work an hour early today even though I didn't really want to because I quite fancied an extra £5.85

Sloth

I've been lying in bed for a bout 2hrs now

Wrath

American (in the UK): 'I'm not paying a dollar for a bottle of water again so where is the water fountain?'
me: 'the bottles of water in the shop cost one pound actually'
I don't understand why American tourists are so inherently annoying- any other nationality and that wouldn't have bothered me

Envy

As I went into work nightshift were leaving. I wished I was back on nights, they have much more fun working in a big group.

Pride

I refuse to accept that pride is a sin. I'm fucking fabulous, it's a fact.

It's so easy to get your 7 a day, if my 5 a day were so easy I'd be uber healthy.
(Sun 29th Aug 2010, 16:45, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

helllllll
I'm going for many a reasons (based on the Catholic standards of my upbringing)

I'm a poof and a dyke (bi-gender, look it up)

My gran was a bit of a cow to me so I pissed on her living room carpet

I've stolen from charities, more than once

I beat myself up and blamed my cousin

I steal my parent's hash

I've taken pleasure on standing on my sister's head

and that's just off the top of my head
but I like to be nice and toasty so bring it on
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 18:51, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

my gran
worked as a cleaner, one day the boss was working late so when my gran went in to clean his office he went off to get a coffee but first told her not to touch the mouse, my gran’s reaction was to run shrieking out the room
(Sat 23rd Sep 2006, 1:04, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

The most uncomfortable week of my life
For some reason unknown to me I decided to shave my pubes, it didn't go well. I was red and itchy for days but eventually it calmed down and went stubbly. Then I discovered an ingrown hair in a not so easy to see place. It took (and I'm honestly not exaggerating) over 30 tries to get the bastard out.
A few days latter I thought it would be bearable to go out on my bike again. So I'm speeding merrily down the track and turn a corner and there in the middle of the track is a rabbit not looking at the peak of health. I brake and more or less pull my bike off the track. Smack. Straight into a tree, whacked my head and fell off the seat onto the frame of the bike. I bruised places I didn't know it was possible to bruise.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 22:57, More)