I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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lady owa girl I know who borders on OCD, late one night woke up sweating that there were too many germs in the bathroom. Wearing only a tshirt, she got up, pulled on her marigolds, and got to work. She sprinkled the bath with bleach powder, scrubbed the loo and sink, washed the floor and wiped the tiles.
Tired, she sat on the edge of the bathtub, and started to drop off. After a while, she noticed her privates were getting sort of hot. Then kind of itchy. Then searing with excrutiating pain....
Daft cow had sat on the bleach, burnt her arse and bits, and was now sporting a rather fetching blonde stripe across her dark muff hair.
Classy.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 13:55, Reply)
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