I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Always wash your hands after wankingAlways. Doesn't half make your chillis taste funny otherwise.
Top Tip - wash them with cold water as hot will dilute the oils that come out of the wank and make it stick to your hand. Same after handling fish.
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