My sister had it coming...
My rather annoying sister got the following..

- Fed her a month's supply of contraception pills... They were sweets, innit? (She was 3)
- Slammed a gate in her face - 6 stitches in her forehead (Aged 4)
- Held her "My Little pony" collection to ransom and made her eat a maggoted, rotten crab apple. I still torched her ponies even after she ate the crab apple!
- Drawing pins in the shower and soap on the toothbrush...old skool.
- Spiders, bugs, newts, frogs, worms etc in her bed (Psychological damage!!!)
- Emptied the contents of "My First Chemistry" set into her Sodastream coke and happily watch her drink it. (This is when my mum took me to see a shrink) - She was of course violently sick throwing up iron filings....class!
- Always tied her bag to the pole on the school bus, leaving her to walk 2 miles back home after missing the stop...ha ha!
- I put a tiny padlock on the chain of her bike, causing a serious stack and complete damage!
- Last and but not least I un-did the legs of her wardrobe causing it to collapse on her and break her wrist. (She was also trapped under the wardrobe for over an hour.

Brotherly love eh! ;)
(eurrrrrggggggghhhhhh Cunting /talk, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 11:41, Reply)