Ahhhh
I have two brothers. I'm also male. Fighting happened very regularly.

Particularly noteworthy was the "foot fight". This comprised of me and my brother lying on the floor with the soles of our feet touching, then, well, kicking the shit out of eachother shouting "feet fight feet fight feet fight!". These got old quite quickly, and never caused any significant damage.

Slightly more painful was when myself and my brother were in the garden. My brother was wearing wellies and I succeeded in annoying the absolute fuck out of him. He kicked me in the leg, but to make my pain more dramatic, I put my hands in my groin area and bent over. I held my breath and didn't say anything and made the most ridiculous face. My brother panicked and didn't know what to do, if mum and dad ever found out about the "damage" to my untouched testicles my brother would have his own removed. Heh.

The roles have been reversed these days, a youth of being banged on the head with snooker cues and various other household items has made me near impossible to hurt. Both of my brothers cannot defeat me in a long slog of knuckles, for example.

Meh. Bit of a crappy entry. Ho hum.
(Fuzzy, Sat 20 Aug 2005, 0:21, Reply)