Ouch, and erm, ouch
Wish I could say I had a little brother to inflict this on, just someone in a lower year who loved to inflict himself on me. The last time he tried anything was this time- he climbed onto a raised flowerbed (just next to Sheffield Cathedral tramstop) and proceeded to drape himself round my neck. Now, under normal circumstances you're *apparently* supposed to just wind said person slightly by backing into a wall. This doesn't work (after trying it out in summer camp on various campers who tried the same on me). Instead, I pulled off the mother of all judo throws and he went headfirst, onto very hard, sandstone flags. Hitting the top of his head. He never did try anything after that.

And stuff I've seen in camp... technically we're all supposed to be brothers there so I guess that counts- well they kept on talking about brotherhood anyways. My favourite one was when the campers crawled headfirst into a sleeping bag to do "the worm" as they called it, and when said camper was walking around, to stand on the sleeping bag and watch them fall over. When they stand up again, rinse and repeat. Either that or send them into fits of apoplectic rage by confiscating their ipods and listening to them... always good. I was a good counsellor, honest guvnor...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Aug 2005, 15:22, Reply)