Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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College, good times.While I was in my freshman year of college, I was subjected to some of the worst food ever concocted by humanity. It was within our University cafeteria, and since I had no money that week, I was forced to go there with some of my friends. Just before we left, one of them, J, decided to 'liberate' the oatmeal packets that are one of the few edible things there.
Now, I hate oatmeal, and while we were walking to our dorm, I commented on that.
Key:"I hate Oatmeal. I don't know how you can eat it J"
J: "It's yummy! Why do you have it so much, you ever eat it before?"
Key: "No, but I can't stand to look at it."
Around this time, a few of my other friends were a good couple paces ahead of us, so we were kinda loud. This is when J stated the immortal line to me, and will never be forgotten by everyone else:
"Don't look at it Key, just put it in your mouth!"
Lets just say that we have yet to stop laughing at that comment.
Length? I wouldn't know, I never looked at it!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:00, Reply)
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