Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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first dayin my first day at my current job with a certain local authority, myself and 6 others were sitting through your standard orientation presentation. all was going as boringly smoothly as these things normally do, until the presenter imparted upon us this charming nugget of information.
"I have to point out that we share a building with the Social Work department. They sometimes have former prisoners come in to their office, and this can include sex offenders. You don't have to worry about the sex offenders on your way in to the office, as they use a different entrance."
Cue uncontrollable fits of giggles all round.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 14:15, Reply)
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