Just yesterday, as my friend dug
her fingers into the Vaseline, and then pulled on a pair of rubber gloves, I found myself thinking, 'I'm going to be a bit red by the time she finishes with me'

This is



me scent marking the trail of chat threads BTW - Becky suggested it. Come chat with the other slackers!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:57, closed)

Good morning Mrs,
Good weekend?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:02, closed)

Vaseline
and rubber gloves? Not a good idea. The vaseline will attack the rubber and could cause her fingers to come poking through.

So she'd have had hennaed fingers too!

Morning everyone.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:08, closed)

Good afternoon
...'tis I, full of Eastern promise (I'm neither delight-ful nor Turkish)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:09, closed)

morning folks
how are we all?
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:09, closed)

Morning all
Hey Bert, I had a great weekend, thanks. You?

K2k6 - You know, I'd never thought of that... *spangs*. The vaseline application was done gloveless, I think - the henna then slapped on top.

Edmund - alright fella?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:11, closed)

knacked
and fed up - been working most of the weekend. sodding models not working :(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:11, closed)

wotcha MrsA
i'm ok but fed up - how's you, other than vaselined

useless fact - vaseline = napalm in another form!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:12, closed)

hello Vipros!
I was hoping you'd be about today - do you know a band called Talula? I saw them on Friday, they were fantastic, and from Exeter.

Also - a few people have wondered about the 26th July again over the weekend - whaddya reckon? Fancy (not putting very much effort into) hosting a bunch of piss heads who'll cheer you along?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:12, closed)

Edmund
It's a sunny lovely day, and I'm feeling fantastic, thank you. Issuing a health warning though - today is day one without fags so I might get tetchy, hyper, lairy, slappy, or all of the above.

I have a bag full of lollies which I hope will help.

Plus it's the bash this week - I am really looking forward to it :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:14, closed)

Bum!
I won't be back in time for it :( I'm back on June 25th, hospital June 26th, fly back out June 27th.

I'm out of my mind.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:15, closed)

I used to drive
an old Vauxhall Cavalier. It was officially 'henna red'.

In reality it was a dull orange. I hope your hair's not that colour, ancrenne!
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:15, closed)

The name Talula rings a bell
but not sure if I've seen them.

It'd be great to have some b3tan support, but I'm not sure if I could take on the mantle of host.

We're going to have a fair old amount to sort out on the day, plus it's our first gig and I'm nervous enough about it now, so on the day I will be a gibbering wreck!

Our drummer's wife is organising an after-show party for band and partners afterwards too, so I wouldn't really have the opportunity to socialise which would kind of defeat the object, from my point of view at least.

*realises this sounds like a cop-out*

I'm not trying to cop-out, honest!
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:17, closed)

Nah, my hair is
fabulous :) So I'm told :) Very shiny and stuff today

*preens*

Edmund - which one are you talking about?

The June bash is this Thurs, 19th, if the July one happens it will be the 26th..
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:19, closed)

current diary commitments
mean that i won't be around for either.

btw, what was the great fire of b3ta?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:21, closed)

Vipros
Doesn't sound like a cop out to me. I'd like to see your band.

Let's see what anyone else says. I'd be up for it anyway, and think that even if you had a party to go to, we'd find ways to entertain ourselves.

*reminds self that climbing the west front of the catheral is probably still not allowed*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:22, closed)

@ancrenne
that's cool, it'd be good to meet any/all of you even if just for a bit!

right, I have some approaching deadlines, so I actually need to do a lot of work this week.

If I seem to be on here a lot in the next few days please tell me to get back to work!!
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:23, closed)

Well...
I'm up for it
(anything really)

Morning!
*hayfevers*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:32, closed)

Cool - that sounds like a possible then Vipros
I don't think there's much 'hosting' required - just let us know where you'll be :)

Right - I have some work to do today, and then a meeting so best disappear for a bit.

Shan't be long though. I can give up fags but not b3ta.


EDIT - morning K - how's you?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:33, closed)

I over-slept
So got frowned at for being late.
*wishes I'd thought of a suitable excuse*
Instead it went more like:

Manager: You're late. Again.
Kaol: Yes, I am.
Manager: Er... Well... Get on then!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:37, closed)

Meh
If an insomniac oversleeps, I think there should be bunting in the streets and a small parade.

*really* have to do some work...

*drags self away from b3ta*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:38, closed)

Oh right...
That's how it is, is it?
I turn up, you go...
*frowns*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:45, closed)

Morning Kaol
*passes antihistamine*

Here, that should help your hayfever.

Doesn't help you get up early though. Neither does b3taing till the wee small hours!
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:50, closed)

Hullo!
Good morning everyone... Only three more sleeps til BASH TIEM! :)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 9:57, closed)

Really looking forward to the bash
*wonders if his b3ta-dating idea will work*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:07, closed)

What's B3ta dating?
Not that I'll be taking part due to, you know, getting married...
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:16, closed)

B3ta dating is
Me being single.
And flirting with people.

Pretty much it...
You're getting married? Congratulations!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:18, closed)

Aha!
Sounds like a good plan!

Ta! I am indeed... August next year. Just need to get the Kilt made (if the people ever come back with permission to use the tartan...) and buy the wedding rings.

Not at all scared. Not a bit of it!

Is it just you and me in here?
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:21, closed)

Yep, just us I think...
I mean...
I'm *really* busy.
*frowns at manager*
*makes "wanker" sign behind monitor*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:23, closed)

*crawls in*
'ning chaps.

How are we all today?

@Devil, congrats!
@Kaol, I'm flicking the Vs at your manager.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:26, closed)

Thank you!
I might be handing my notice in soon *grins*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:33, closed)

Thanks very much!
Been engaged 6 months now, and she hasn't killed or left me, so I reckon I'm on to a winner!

*flicks V's at Kaols manager*
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:39, closed)

I feel mean now
He just brought cake round, as his daughter got married at the weekend.
*embarassed*

*eats carrot cake*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:44, closed)

@DiT
I was under the impression that you could wear whatever tartan you like. Unless it's for royalty or something.

*watches Kaol eat his manager's cake*

*moons Kaol's manager anyway*
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)

DiT
Aren't you Danish?
I'm failing to see the kilt-link...
*monday morning slow brain*

Cake was good!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:51, closed)

Did I miss all the cake?
Married, DiT? - that's a bit grown up. congrats and tings.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:53, closed)

Er...
You could lick the crumbs off my lips?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:57, closed)

ooh, cake of guilt!
ha ha!

*steals kaol's manager's cake*
*nom noms cake*
*blows raspberries at kaol's manager*

edit@ devil. you can wear the black watch tartan, queen victoria said anyone can.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:00, closed)

My Grandad was in the Black Watch!
He got 'sploded in the face with a grenade though, spent the whole war in hospital.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:03, closed)

meep!
that's horrid, poor chap.

are you getting a new job?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:07, closed)

Yep, maybe
Bit of a long story, but I'll see if here will offer me more money. If they don't, I'll be off.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:08, closed)

They'd better be big crumbs Kaol
My stomach just rumbled loud.

Hello HLT :) I read your message and for some reason thought it was about raspberry cake :)

edit... I've got gorgeous fresh bread on my desk and it's tempting me with it's bakery goodness... But it's not cake.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

Yes, I am Danish...
But there's a very strong link between Denmkark and Scotland - and as such a Tartan has been designed by the Tartan coucil for Danish people!

And, I wanted to do something different.

@K2K6... Ta! That's helpful...

*munches cake*

(And fanks HLT! I think I'm good for Royal George too...)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:09, closed)

@ Devil
Kilts = phwoar.

mr hlt is wearing his for our weddinge next year too *goes into nice daydream*

@kaol, demand more money definitely!

@ancrenne, morning poppet! why am I not surprise that you are thinking about raspberry cake?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:19, closed)

Because, HLT, you know I am indeed made of cake
and have self cannibalistic tendencies.

Actually, I'm doing ok, thanks - no smoking, but plenty of lollies!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:25, closed)

course you are, silly me
*nibbles ancrenne's elbow*
*mmm cake!*

well done on not doing any smokage today.

have you eaten the desky bready goodness?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:27, closed)

*bakes new elbow*
The bread is still safe..for now..

I hope to make it to 1PM before snarfling my lunch but 11.45 seems more likely.

Oh, and thank you re smoking :) I has incentives like not dying and stuff but it's nice to be supported :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:30, closed)

Yay Kilts!
I got married in one too:

Linky (don't want to scare people)

...and there lots of others too!

'nuther linky
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)

*swoons*
what is it about kilts?

@ancrenne. Support is vital!

*supports but not in manner of bra*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:36, closed)

What is it with everyone being
Married or engaged?

*looks at ancrenne*
*smiles flirtatiously*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)

Morning all
looks like a good choice of QOTW, and I notice Kaol was nowhere to be seen on page 1.

Has everybody planned there costume for Thursday? I would to turn up and clash with anyone.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:39, closed)

HLT/Al/Kaol
Being not a small lady about the old shirt potatoes area, support is vital in a bra for me..

Al - I'm gonna be in blackest black grown up clothes but will endeavour to find a carnation

Kaol ... smooth, very smooth...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:45, closed)

I was out of the office
On Thursday afternoon.
I can't remember why.

*shrugs*

I'm sorted on clothes for Thursday.
Did laundry on the weekend.
*excited*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:45, closed)

"shirt potatoes"
what a great phrase!

I've got the plumber in at the moment, he's banging about and making all sorts of mess downstairs, and soon he'll be doing the same in my bedroom.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:47, closed)

Kaol
can't remember? Or not telling in case the police hear?

AL - I tossed up between shirt potatoes and lady bumps, before settling on shirt potatoes.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:47, closed)

I genuinely can't remember where I was
On Thursday afternoon.
*worries*

Brighton?
No, that was Tuesday.
Maybe London?
*shrugs*

EDIT: I'll toss up between your shirt potatoes, if you wish?

*gets coat*

I need to stop shooting ketamine at work.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:49, closed)

haha!
shirt potatoes!

hello al! *waves*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)

Kaol
As long as you clean up nicely, ok then. It makes a change from being sexed by Belgaer.

Also, you might just want to stop mixing ketamine with carrot cake. I'm sure it's fine on its own.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)

hi hlt
Oooooo, the plumber is making the floor vibrate with his massive tool.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 11:57, closed)

Er...
*wasn't expecting you to agree to that*

*gets scared*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:01, closed)

Shirt potatoes
Didn't someone use the expression 'sweater kittens' recently to describe these very protrusions?
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)

@ al
Oooh matron!

I'm making full use of the equipment at my disposal.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:02, closed)

I was thinking
that I'm not sure which would be scarier. If Kaol were to actually turn up on Thursday with all knives and cable ties, or if he were to turn up like that and CHCB were to get so aroused by the idea that she dragged him off the toilets for a good seeing too.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:04, closed)

*laughs*
So, either way I'll scare you?
Awh, poor Al...
I'm only a little 22-year-old, don't be afraid.
*sharpens pencil slowly with scalpel*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)

I'm all of a fluster about Thursday...
Do I go home and get changed first? It's not like I wear a suit to work, so I could come as I am.

But then you might all be well dressed and lovely (of this I have no doubt), so then I'll look like a tramp.

I think I'll just have my head shaved again at lunchtime and hope that you'll all accept me for who I am and stuff.

Ooh matron fnar etc... :)

(I'm being made to work today... Bloody MD! In a company of 4 people, there's nowhere to hide!)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)

@al
Kaol will be relatively safe. I'll have my hands full, what with Enzyme coming.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)

Well, I'll be coming straight from work
So likely to be wearing army boots, black jeans, shirt of some kind, and my flappy coat.

If that helps any?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)

If I was attending on Thursday, which I'm not *cries*
I would:
1. Assume that everyone else is normal, like I am.
2. Bring loads of cake so everyone would know who I was without asking.
3. Not care what I was wearing.
4. Hope that the conversation would happen like it does on here, i.e. we all wait politely for everyone to finish their posts before posting.
5. Snog everyone on arrival.
6. Drink loads of booze.
7. Probably fall over at some point.
8. And other stuff.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:12, closed)

@CHCB
Enzyme comes that much does he?

That's impressive, but a little worrying, it's not referred to as a "Loving spoonful" for nothing you know.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:14, closed)

HLT
You are lovely, aren't you?

My plan for Thursday is...

Go to silly work event in silly proper shoes
Not fall over walking to the train
Get to train to that London
Have a stiff one to set me up for the evening
Go to scary pub scaredly
Meet hopefully nice people
Talk rubbish and laugh a lot
Drink heavily
Collapse, hopefully in a room somewhere, not a park/station/doorway.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)

@HLT
I'm worried that I can't "EDIT" things once I've said them...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:17, closed)

@Kaol
It's not so bad editing after the event - what I like is to be able to consider my response before posting.

If I did that with face to face conversation, I'd never speak.

Or if I did, the conversation would have moved way on.

Not that I'll be there this week anyway :(

Or indeed for the August bash. :( again
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)

@ Kaol
I think everyone feels like that, don't they?

Edit@ ancrenne, aww, thanks poppet. what kind of silly proper shoes do you mean? does this mean you wear improper shoes?

oh god. our cafe sound system is playing kylie's I Should Be So Lucky! I'm 8 again!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:22, closed)

Bugger
Al's beaten me to the finish with an Enzyme-related spunk gag. Git.

*ahem* regarding Thursday, I shall be easily distinguishable through the wearing of either (a) a Sisters of Mercy t-shirt emblazoned with the slogan 'Utterly Bastard Groovy', or (b) a Carnage t-shirt (basically a big scary face).

*Looks at watch*

*Damn, still Monday.
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)

@k2k6
Never mind, I'll be here on Thursday as well.

I think a Scottish bash is in order, don't you?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:26, closed)

Agreed, HLT
Probably involving Irn Bru, and cake.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)

HLT
I tend to not wear shoes, sort of in general. Unless I'm cycling. So putting on grown up shoes with heels on is a rare thing but I've an event to go to the way to London that barefoot hippies wouldn't really get into...

edit - heya Davros :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:29, closed)

OK then, my plan for Thursday:
1) Go to work, but not do anything, just tap my leg impatiently.
2) Go to pub.
3) See if I can spy B3tans just from look or, failing that, by smell.
4) Another pint? Oh, thank you!
5) Live up to the hype!

EDIT: What type of event, Ancrenne? Maybe a carpet exhibition? (oo-er!)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:30, closed)

HLT/k2k6
What's it like in Edinburgh in, say, March? I fancy visiting and drinking :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:30, closed)

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm back.

And excited about Thursday.


Yay!

I promise I won't show anyone my HUGE bruise I sustained in the woods last week.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:31, closed)

hm, let me see.
Edinburgh? March?

cold, wet, windy, full of rugby. Ideally suited to staying in and drinking. I'm there!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:31, closed)

Edinburgh in March
would be great.

No tourists, no bloody awful pipers at every corner, and the weather's the same as it is any other time of the year.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:32, closed)

@ k2k6
They've banned the pipers!

Thank fuck for that. Bloody awful noise.

Edit: shurely you mean Tennants Extra?!

hello lady of the chikkins!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:32, closed)

DiT
It's a private view of an art thingy..

I'm hoping to make some good contacts there, but in all likelihood, I'll be all jumpy and desperate to get to meet everyone and so won't pay any attention to anything.

Hello miss chicken!

So, scots bash could be taking shape then...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:33, closed)

Hurrah!
welcome back, Chickenlady! Where've you been?
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:34, closed)

PJM and I went off to Scotland for a week
He had to meet all my 'eccentric'(his description)relatives. We did two of the 7Stanes (mountain bike places) and we also did a tiny bit of climbing at Ratho.

No rain all week!!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:37, closed)

@miss chicken
7stanes! oooh!

*impresseds*

that's near me :)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:38, closed)

Wow!
Sounds brill-o!

Good to have you (and hopefully PJM soon) back though... Roll on Thursday!
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:40, closed)

Actually, HLT
no Tennents Extra for me.

I'm not a beer drinker at the best of times, and anything that Tennents produce tastes like cat's piss to me.

I can drink 'soda-pop' beer, like Miller, or decent German lager, but even then I get fed up with it quickly.

I'll stick to the Irn Bru. Or whisky if I'm not driving!
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:40, closed)

@k2k6
I didn't mean that seriously!

I don't like Irn Bru though. Can I drink wine instead?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:42, closed)

@HLT
Certainly - join me in a glass of fine red. It's my favourite tipple.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:45, closed)

@k2k6
It's a bit early, but since you offered :)

*sips*

A fine red. Excellent choice. I look forward to doing this for real!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:47, closed)

I'm well up for a Scots bash
I think I'd megabus it.

My plan for the bash is:
-Jump on the train to London.
-Grab a seat
-Crack open a can of K cider
-Do my best "crazy person" impression to keep a seat free next to me
-Get to London
-Hit the tube
-Stride purposefully through the tunnels, coat billowing
-Get to the pub
-Hit the bar
-Bash.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:47, closed)

I'm all excited now
At the prospect of a Scots bash!

*exciteds*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)

Me too HLT
I've wanted to go to Edinburgh for ages and not had a reason. I think I could make my way all around the UK by meeting b3ta types and having loads of fun :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:04, closed)

I would like to apologise
to DG for getting into Enzymes come before him.

And I'd like to apologise to everyone else for the disturbing mental image that has no doubt been conjured up by my previous apology.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:12, closed)

Scots Bash
Hmm...

could get away with it by having the "Visiting the Relatives" excuse.

Would also be an excuse to see if the kilt fits better now I've lost some weight (to keep HLT happy)!

Yes, I know it's not madatory to wear a kilt in Scotland, but there always seem to be someone turn up in one, doesn't there?

*Volunteers*
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:14, closed)

@Kaol
You'd take a bus from the sarf-east to Edinburgh? 400-odd miles?

You must be keen/daft/very supple/skint.

Or all of the above.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:16, closed)

Scots bash!
Kilts!
Cake!
Boooze!
Wine!
b3tans!
edit: vodka!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:31, closed)

HLT
Don't forget the vodka.

Always vodka :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:32, closed)

Now here's a thing about kilts
as I'm sure you're aware, it is the done thing not to wear undergarments below the kilt. If I'm to be dancing I wear my boxers for reasons of modesty, but otherwise I don't bother, because it's actually so much more comfortable to let your bits dangle in the fresh air.

Which leads me to think that if I were female, and the skirt-wearing type, I'd be going commando all the time (windy day/short skirt combinations excepted).

Discuss...
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)

@k2k6
Oh god.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:37, closed)

@K2k6
* Considers *

* Gets excited by concept *

* Gets distracted by mental vision of female K2k6 *

* Gets out mental soap *

* scrubs *
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:38, closed)

@ K2k6
In a long skirt it's not a problem...but for anything on the knee or above there is always the leg-crossing to consider...Added to which, without being too indelicate...women, unlike men, aren't fitted with a non-return valve, so anything of a liquid nature which goes in eventually finds its way out again...generally at the most inopportune moments.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)

Whoa there!
I wasn't meaning for you all to think of what I'd be like as a woman!

FFS.

I was just wondering on the b3tard population's view of not wearing undergarments, for reasons of airiness.

*makes notes about ensuring non-ambiguity of future postings*

Edit - thank you chickenlady for not getting the wrong end of my stick!

Further edit - although I do now have a disturbing mental image of oozing liquids...
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)

*recovers*
Well, I don't really wear skirts but when I do I tent to opt for the old undies! I mean, what sort of tulip do you think I am?

However I do approve of chaps not wearing things under their kilts.

I will be wearing my mirrored shoes in March :)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:44, closed)

@ K2k6
I always prefer to get a good grasp on the right end of the stick...any stick...any bit of wood actually. Hard wood is always far better to get a good grip on - much better for a good tug, if that's what is required.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:45, closed)

Hi y'all
glad I found you! Edinburgh bash? Yeah, I'm up for that (in the spirit of the question).
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)

I don't think
I'll be turning up to the bash in my kilt then, if there are mirrored shoes gong around!

@HLT - I was just thinking about practical reasons. You know, comfort, ease of toiletting etc. Nothing more.

Although it is not unknown for kilts to have teethmarks in the hem...
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:49, closed)

hello WW!
*waves*

@k2k6, if it's from a practical point of view, then pants are a definite must.

teeth marks... kilt... you have a kilt made of cake?!!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:51, closed)

A cake kilt
wouldn't be a good idea, as I'd have it all eaten.

No, the teethmarks are as a result of needing to hold up one's kilt at the front, while one's hands are otherwise occupied.

I'll leave you to work out the rest.

Hello, Wee Witch.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)

Let's make it more interesting
and all turn up dressed as our usernames for easy identification.

Me as a witch, chickenlady as a chicken, hlt as a tulip, k2k6 as an erm, well, what IS a k2k6? Any ideas?

My mind is wandering down odd paths today, I should probably warn you.

Edit: I saw a story in the paper (Daily Record if you care) about a couple who had a Tunnocks tea-cake and Caramel wafer tower instead of a wedding cake. How cool is that?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)

@K2k6
"You'd take a bus from the sarf-east to Edinburgh? 400-odd miles?
You must be keen/daft/very supple/skint.
Or all of the above."

I would indeed take a bus. Despite living 15 minutes slow drive from Stanstead airport.
I ain't gettin' on no damn 'plane, fool.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:59, closed)

A K2k6
when written out as K2600 (scientific-style abbreviation, y'see), is one of these beasties.

Not quite sure how I'd dress up as one though.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:00, closed)

*thinks*
Oh! I see...

A kilt made of cake would be very nice though. And, yes, what IS a k2k6 and how would you dress as one?

@WW, good idea! Might just wear a tulip rather than dress up as one. the leaves might hinder drinking.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:01, closed)

@Kaol
I'm not a fan of sleazyjet, but for rapid transport between Edinburgh and Stansted it makes sense.

To me, anyway. But then I like flying.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:01, closed)

@ K2k6
I thought your username was a chess move.


Hello WW!

Not sure I fancy coming as a chicken...too much clucking.

ahem.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:03, closed)

I am NOT
dressing up as a medieval religious nutter for any bash,; even if I did, I suspect most people wouldn't recognise an anchorite if it sat on them.

But I like the sound of the cake kilt.

hello TWW! :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:04, closed)

Erm...
*is already dressed as Kaol*

It's just me with a knife in my pocket.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:08, closed)

@ancrenne
I had no idea what your name meant. Label me ignorant and pity me.

Kaol: Get on a plane you big pussy. What's the worst than can happen? Well, apart from crashing, in which case at least it's quick!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:08, closed)

TWW
Can't take knives on a plane.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)

TWW
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancrene_Wisse

Mental, the lot of 'em.

Not like me. I just pretended to study this and then nicked the name.

EDIT - I'm also not a massive fan of planes, especially not domestic flights.. But then I am a carless hippie type...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:12, closed)

@ Kaol
If you were flying to meet us, would you need a knife when you got there?

Oh - so we would know it was you.

you could bring a picture of one!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:19, closed)

I feel naked without one
Even a little one.

*cries*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:20, closed)

that's weird
I feel naked without clothes.

What if we baked you a knife-shaped cake?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:21, closed)

@ ancrenne
so why did you nick ancrene's name, ancrenne?

edit: PS you do NOT need a cigarette!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)

See, I feel complete
Running down the street screaming, with a knife in my hand, and no clothes.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:23, closed)

HLT
Seeing as how a chap got stopped from going on a plane 'cos he had a t shirt with a picture of a cartoon gun on (being held by the mighty Optimus Prime, nonetheless) pictures of knives/knife shape cakes might not be safer.

The chap was a b3ta type btw
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:23, closed)

hehehe
I thought I'd distinguish myself from them mentalists by the cunning addition of another N :)

When it comes to disguises, hiding in plan sight often works.

And thanks HLT - I'm fine so far, not even angry :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:25, closed)

Well, I was thinking
that I would bake the knife-shaped cake at home, and then bring it with me in my car, with a real knife to cut it with.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:25, closed)

^ They're getting a bit silly on airport security
my mum got her toenail clippers confiscated at Edinburgh a while back. I mean, what was she going to do? Burst into the cockpit and demand to be taken to New York or she'd cut their toenails really, really short?

@Kaol: that sounds like normal behaviour for hereabouts on a Friday or Saturday night ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:26, closed)

@Ancrenne
An anchorite - is that someone who likes butter?

Or is it some sort of fossil (not Bob though) - no that's an ammonite.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:29, closed)

@TWW
I know someone who had her bottle of water confiscated while boarding the aircraft. Even though she'd bought it airside, as she'd already gone through security.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:30, closed)

k2k6
there's a linky up there ^^^ somewhere - like I said, I only pretended to study it ;)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:33, closed)

@K2k6
we had a big debate with a huuuuge Geordie at Newcastle airport last year over the bottle of anti-histamine suspension I'd bought in Boots' airside shop, and had the receipt to prove it.

I won the argument (but then I usually do) as the plastic anti-tamper ring (oooer) was intact.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:33, closed)

I'd be in for an Edinburgh bash...
Great city! :)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:36, closed)

the world has indeed gone mad
do you think they would confiscate a knife-shaped cake?

*wavy lines*

At the airport.
Security Man: I'm sorry, ma'am, you can't take that cake on board.
Me: Oh yeah?
SM: Yeah, it's all pointy, you could do terrorism with that.
Me: That's right! Take that!
*stabs Security Man with cake*
Security Man: That was rubbish, it didn't even hurt, and I'm all covered in cake now, you naughty tulip shaped person you.
*scoops up shiny icing*
*nom nom nom*
SM: Ooh, yummy icing! You can go aboard, lady, that's obviously not going to hurt anyone, how ridiculous of us to think it would.
Me: But there's no point now, you've ruined it.
*cries*
SM: Oh noes! This pretty lady who made a cake for her chums is crying! What shall I do?

*b3tans in flappy coats arrive*

b3tans: You mean security man! you ruined our cake and you made one of us cry!

*b3tans pelt the security man with kittens*

b3tans: ha ha!!!

*then lots of drinking happens*

Next morning.
b3tans: Oh noes, we are hungover.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:39, closed)

Devil in Tights
only if you dress as the devil, and wear tights. Mind, you and I might get mistaken for the spakkers on the walking tours who do the jumping out.

edit: hlt, glad its not just my mind which wanders off on odd tangents. Loved the idea of pelting them with kittens.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:39, closed)

Every bloody time
I go on a plane I have to get searched.
Bunch of cunts.

They *always* grope my balls too.

Last time I flew anywhere (February, Prague), I had to take my shoes, coat, belt, watch and socks off.
These then went through the scanner. I then had to empty the contents of my coat (lots of paper bits, rubbish, passport, money, the lot), my hand luggage (lots of stuff), and my pockets.

Then they read every bloody bit of paper I had, spent about five minutes trying to find something in my boots.

Fuckers.

Thanks, you've made me angry now.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:41, closed)

*massages Kaol's shoulders*
better? No?

*gives Kaol head (massage of course)*

*sings soothing melody*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:43, closed)

Thanks...
So yeah...
Bus ticket.

Or train if I'm feeling swish.
Or I'll drive if I have a car by then.
(any Southern b3tards who want a lift are welcome to one, in exchange for sex and petrol)
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:45, closed)

@Kaol
bus journey is fine if you can sleep ... I can. MrWitch can't so has banned long distance trips by bus. Its either the train or the plane, whichever's cheapest.

Also, both the bus and train bring you right into the city centre rather than dumping you four miles out. Although parking in the city is a nightmare, expensive and patrolled with a Taliban-like ferocity. You have been warned!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:48, closed)

@TWW
Kinda like this, d'you mean?

Damn. Couldn't find a pic of the complete costume, but if you're a fan of Bottom you'll know what I mean...
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:50, closed)

@ Devil
Shall I bring the cattle prod?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)

@ TWW
Pub-lick transport it is then.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)

@DiT
exactly like that - in fact is that you? Are you really Rik Mayall? If you are, we know who's buying the drinks that weekend.

I hadn't realised RM was that old. He's been around a while, mind you, but 50?

edit: Kaol, be very careful who you lick on Edinburgh buses. Some of the locals are strangers to soap and water (I'm a transplant from the country).
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:52, closed)

I've been to Edinburgh a bunch of times
For work.
I may have done some re-furb work in the H****n Caledonian.

*shifty eyes*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, closed)

HLT
a woman was cautioned in London for having a cake with the word peace iced on it... The police had said her meal was a political demonstration, as she had the word "Peace" iced on a cake

www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2006/oct/12/houseofcommons.comment

Kaol - One of the last times I flew anywhere, I was wearing huge boots and had a similar searching experience.. when I was sent off to a little side room I though things were going to get *really* interesting but they just wanted to X Ray my boots.. thankfully..
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:56, closed)

@Kaol
The Caley? Sean Connery's favourite hotel, where he pretends to still be a Scot and reminisces about the biggest milk round in the history of the world? Haven't been in there for ages .... what did you do to it?????
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:58, closed)

HLT...
You just made my day!

I wish I was Rik Mayall, though it's fair to say my sense of humour is pretty well exactly the same. Apparently I pull faces that are very similar, and once got told that I look like him (although I can't see it myself).

Talking of pulling faces, my party trick is the angry Llama. A pro pos of nothing, just thought I'd share...
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:59, closed)

@ ancrenne
that's OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!

@ Devil, ah, don't get me started, I could quote bottom all day

fnar
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:00, closed)

HLT
Just read your post properly - you's funny :)

Will you adopt me when you're a married grown up?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01, closed)

I'd be up for it!
An Edinburgh bash, that is. lovely city, lovely people, and best of all, £20 on the train! Bargain!

*Checks watch*

*Still only Monday*
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, closed)

@TWW
It's a secret...
*has gazzed you*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:02, closed)

@DG
See you there, mate! But you're only allowed if Tourette's promises to display her tattoo again .... and not from the train whilst leaving.

For all the "first timers" :

Edinburgh Castle stands upon a rock,
every time you pass it, you have to show your .... fill in the rhyming blank yourself. This will be the motto and theme for the weekend. Public nudity is where it's at!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:05, closed)

Alright Davros
yup, still only Monday

though it seems that are now possible bashes planned in July, August, September and possibly March, so lots to look forward to.

*impatients*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:07, closed)

Unexpected On-Topicness!
Because it's not worth it's own thread, I thought I'd pop it here:

I have just received an e-mail. It is from a lady who wishes to do some work with the company I work for.

Her name?

Haw Fee Ling.

Well, I laughed, anyway. :)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:08, closed)

@ DiT
I laughed too!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:11, closed)

I just wanted to check in, looking for sympathy
I'm too exhausted to get off the sofa - really, really, really fatigued - and I want to cough and breathing hurts a little and my contact lenses are itchy and my throat is a bit sore and I feel slightly nauseated and I don't know what's wrong with me :(

It's like an episode of House.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:12, closed)

@ ancrenne
course I will!

*makes cake*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:14, closed)

@ CHCB
Have a hot toddy and retire to bed with either a book or the laptop and pamper yourself.

I would suggest that PJM could come round as he fancies himself as Hugh Laurie - well, at least, he wants to look like Hugh Laurie when he gets older. I fancy HL. But PJM hasn't got the bulging intense eyes of HL.

So much possible innuendo there.....


*EDIT* I've actually been doing stuff today - I've just updated my blog - first time in 2 months! eeek! And I've just paid for my car tax online - it was really easy...well, apart from the parting with cash bit.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:16, closed)

@chcb
*ponders*

It's not lupus.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)

@CHCB
have a sympathy hug

*hugs*

then a strong drink and a hot bath. Or both at the same time!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)

*Walks in using walking stick*
Here you go, CHCB... *plumps cushions and delivers honey and lemon drink*

*takes vicodin*

*gets grumpy at all the junior doctors for not possessing my superior intellect*

*cures*

(Feel better soon!)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)

@chickenlady
good plan, though I don't know if I have the energy to make it up the stairs.

PJM seems far too nice to be grumpy Dr House, though grumpy Dr House is indeed teh Sexy.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

aw, CHCB
*makes hot lemony drink*
*soothes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

the really awful thing
is that I don't feel like drinking. gah.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)

@ CHCB
PJM can occasionally be grumpy, generally when he hasn't had much sleep...but even when I almost trashed his bike (by driving the car with the bike strapped to the roof under a low car park chain) he still remained calm and relaxed.

Whatever the meds are that he's on, I think I could do with some of them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

you are all so caring
- much better than my lovely-ex who emailed to say "It's probably AIDS. The bad sort."

He needs to stick to robots, he understands them better.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:23, closed)

@CHCB
the swine!

Publish his name and address and some big hard (ooo er) b3tard can give him a good sorting out (another oo er)

Sounds nothing like AIDS of any sort!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:25, closed)

ooooh, it's okay
it's lovely-ex, so he will appear to check I'm all right. If he doesn't I'll phone his mummy and complain.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:26, closed)

"big hard b3tard can give him a good sorting out"
How about I give him AIDS?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:26, closed)

@CHCB
yes, clipe on him to his mummy. She'll skelp his bum for the AIDS remark.

@Kaol: How, exactly? Or do I not want to know?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:29, closed)

Aw CHCB
Not good!

Have you taken painkillers? Mixture of ibuprofen and paracetamol numbs most things (specially with vodka, but let's not go there, eh?)

I agree with everyone who says drink restorative things, and rest as much as you can. Eat whetever you fancym it's important to eat *something* rather than *healthy* when you're ill. Sofas are good places, especially with blankets/duvets, when sick.

Don't worry abut the not feeling like drinking. We all know that's an unnatural state so it won't last - three days before it's required, so plenty time.

*hugs*

*prescribes daytime tv and lying down*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:32, closed)

daytime tv
is covered - there's a bad daytime movie on channel 5.
I'm not allowed ibuprofen but I might try paracetamol and a chicken stock cube.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:34, closed)

@CHCB
there's ALWAYS a bad daytime movie on channel 5! That's what they're there for.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:37, closed)

When I was off work for six months*
I watched so many awful films on five, and all the daytime friendly murders. It's like candy floss for the brain - it leaves no lasting impression but passes the time. In reality I think I was staring at the wall, not the tv, but hey ho.

Paracetemol and chicken soup sounds like a very fine plan.

*being mental not unemployed
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:40, closed)

Marshmallows
make me feel better when I'm ill.

Or cake.

Or hugs from my significant other. But for some strange reason, although I make tea, prepare dinner, clean house and administer hugs when she's ill, if I profess to feeling under the weather, I am accused of suffering from Man flu, and left alone.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:41, closed)

hot ribena
and ice cream.

*sends feelbetters to chcb*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:42, closed)

Ooooo
I forgot about hot ribena. Mmmmmmmmm, I want some Ribena now. But I can't be bothered to go to the supermarket.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:44, closed)

I have much Ribena.
Hot Ribena is amazing stuff.

And cold Ribena makes even crappy cider taste good.

Truly a wonder drink.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:48, closed)

blurgh, cider
not even ribena can save it!

also, there are tiny muffins in my office.

I nearly wrote "I have tiny muffins", but didn't want to mislead any of you.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:50, closed)

Ribena is vile stuff
But I do drink raspberry and cranberry tea by the bucket load - my ex-brother-in-law always referred to it as my Lesbian tea.

I love lesbian tea.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:51, closed)

@ancrenne
Cider and black?
A lady after my own heard!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:52, closed)

@hlt
so are we to presume that your muffins are in fact most definitely not tiny?

@ancrenne - I so agree about the cider, I really wish I had taken some ribena with me last weekend
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:53, closed)

Kaol....Your own heard?
And which bit of you is that, precisely?

Cider and black is a top top drink. And what I shall be drinking tonight. mmmmmmmm
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:54, closed)

heard...
A combination of "head" and "heart".
Clearly...

I went into a pub in Norwich, and they wouldn't serve me cider and black.
Said they weren't allowed to.

They should ban the cunts who drink it then cause trouble, not the people who want to have a drink.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:57, closed)

muffins
yes. they are not tiny.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)

The Standard in walthamstow
won't let us buy snakebite and black, so we cunningly got round it by buying pints of lager and pints of cider and black and mixing them. Then they got annoyed and wouldn't let us buy anything.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)

what's wrong with cider and black?
apart from it being vile, obviously.

I haven't tried to buy any for years. Maybe I'll do that tonight and report back in the morn.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:02, closed)

Have to go now
it's time to feed the animals, erm, the children!

See you peeps later!

xx
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

@WW
byeeee!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

Help please:
Any London b3ta-folk know of cheap hotels in London?
For Thursday night.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:06, closed)

I can understand people not serving snakebite and black
especially as the last time I drank it (a pint, through a straw in a race) it bounced right back out of me within moments, but cider and black? What's so much worse about that than, say lager and lime?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:10, closed)

@Al
The Standard? You live in Walthamstow? I live in Leytonstone, I have been known to frequent the Standard (not for a while though...)

B3ta is too small for words!

(Kaol, there's a travel inn in Covent Garden...)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:15, closed)

Hello again all!
About the cider and black thing, have any of you ever worked in a pub? -have you ever tried mopping up thick purple carpet stains?

Lager and lime doesn't show up nearly as badly, and is much easier to get rid of.

:D
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:19, closed)

Hello Bert!!!
Maybe lager and lime gets rid of cider and black and vice versa, like red and white wine.

Or is that a myth?

And is a myth a female moth?

And what is the plural of Bagpuss? Is it Bagpie? In which case, shouldn't the singular of Magpie be Magpuss?

*weirds*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:22, closed)

Hey Tulip!
There is only one Bagpuss, so there's no need to worry about that, and everybody knows that with Magpussies it's;

1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a boy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for me, Kaol and al to come round to your house and knife-fuck a goat in your living room.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:24, closed)

PenguinOfDeath arrives!!!!!
I am here. Be fearful.

How are all the minions today?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

You know Bert
I've missed you :)

Hello PoD!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:25, closed)

@DiT

My sister was the manageress of a pub in Leytonstone, she now lives along the road in sunny Leyton.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:26, closed)

Wow
so who was it saw 7 magpies last Tuesday?

Or was that just a practice run?

@DiT - no I don't live in Walthamstow, but a friend of mine does, and we do like to go and see Led Zeppelin tribute bands when we can.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:26, closed)

@Bert
you really know how to show a girl a good time, don't you!

edit: how many magpussies for cake?

Hello PoD! How's you?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:26, closed)

@HLT
Re the plural of Bagpuss.

It could be Bagpeese.

Like the plural of blouse should be blice.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:27, closed)

@k2k6
I thought a blice was what the queen wore.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:28, closed)

Yes, HLT
One lives in one's hice, and wears a blice.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:29, closed)

I'm good.
Just off an 8 hours very busy shift.

And an old guy collapsed in the toilets at lunchtime. Well, half in the toilets, he fell out the door. Ambulances and everything.

How is everyone else?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:29, closed)

@k2k6 - hahaha!
that really made me giggle!

Or, if we had more than one BGB, they would be Big-Girls-Blice?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:30, closed)

Did you steal his wallet?
I would've done.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:31, closed)

Actually Kaol
I'm surprised that his collapse wasn't because you knifed him first.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:32, closed)

@ Kia Ora
Which one?

Hi PoD... *fears*
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:34, closed)

Pfft..
HLT, I'm filling in the adoption forms.

Will k2k6 be my adoptive daddy do you think? Then I'll move to Scotland and laugh at you two talking blice, hice, and Bagpice all day long.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:34, closed)

I hope he was wearing suitable pants.
Was it all traumatic? Do you need hot ribena and cake?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:34, closed)

Just you wait for Thursday
Al... Just you wait *smiles sweetly*

Also, it's going to be odd calling everyone by their "real" names.
I think everyone should just call me Kaol, it's close enough to a real name.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, closed)

@ ancrenne
I don't know, you'd better ask your father.

*aarghs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:35, closed)

@DiT
The Heathcote, that was a few years ago, she may have worked in The Sheepwalk too.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

Kaol, I'd thought that too
It's gonna be wierd. I like my name being ancrenne here.

HLT... I won't call him daddy, don't worry ;)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

@Kaol
what is this real name of which you speak?

Is it Noel? Are you a goatee beard wearing fucktard who presents a shit "game" show when your not playing you bass, killing hookers and talking on B3ta?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:39, closed)

Nope
It's Jim actually.
I assume you're called "Alan" or "Albert" or "Alfredo"?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:41, closed)

@ Kaol
YOU BROKE THE RULES.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:42, closed)

*panics*
What rules?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:42, closed)

first rule of b3ta
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT B3TA

second rule of b3ta

YOU DO NOT REVEAL YOUR REAL NAME
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

@ancrenne
*ears burn*

I don't think I'm old enough to be your daddy.

Though there are other roles which I could play, no doubt.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

I think it's that you mentioned the word
alfredo in public.

Either that or she was referring to the collapsing man and meant 'ribs'
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:45, closed)

Nobody has to call me Trevor
I will answer to 'CHCB'or 'Crackhouse' or 'bi-atch'.

Edit: relax peoples, Kaol's real name is not 'Jim'.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, closed)

I'm off home
I may be back for some further tomfoolery before bedtime.

See yous all later.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, closed)

Now
I'm not sure if I can believe that. Nobody with a mind as apparently warped as yours can be called Jim. My grandad is called Jim and he, oh hang on, no I see it now. Hi Jim!
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:46, closed)

By Christ, the Heathcote used to be my local...
But now it's O'Neills. Yay.

I am going to reveal my name on Thursday as having you lot call me DiT is gonna get some strange looks.

One million points go to the person who can guess my name (offer not open to people that already know it!)...
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:47, closed)

Well, you'll have to see if I'm really called Jim or not
Or is it a cunning ploy?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:48, closed)

@CHCB
I was looking forward to calling you Trevor all night.

No, not like that, I meant....

oh sod it, I did mean it like that.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:48, closed)

back of the queue, al!
One goat each.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, closed)

@DiT
Damn you and your clauses. I wanted those points.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:49, closed)

* Gets glue *
* Mends rules *

Better now? they might be slightly squint though as I culdn't find a couple of pieces.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, closed)

DiT
Wasn't too impressed with the Heathcote, been in O'Neills several times, saw a band in there last year who were fuckin awesome. My sis local is now Coach and Horses in Leyton.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:50, closed)

No hot juice required
I'll take some cake though.

*takes cake*

I just went overboard on the bru to keep me going. Why did everyone want toasties today?

And no, I did not take his wallet. I'm a good boy. And I didn't really see him or deal with it. It was incredibly busy at the time.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)

Hmmmm
back of the queue, but if the queue is just Enzyme, then that's a queue I'm happy to be at the back of!

Providing of course that he's had a shave and ties his hair back.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)

@al
what is the proper etiquette when engaged in a passionate moment with a b3tan? Does one shout out their real name or their username at the point of orgasm?
Or, if it's a goat, does one bleat?
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:52, closed)

@chcb
Dunno, I'll tell you as it happens.
Well, tell you my name.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:53, closed)

I would have thought
that the correct response would be "Oh Noes!" or may just "Fluffeh Tiem!"

Edit - probably oh noes for the gents, and fluffeh tiem for the laydeeeeeeez
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:53, closed)

I already know your name, Kaol
due to my psychic guessy powers.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, closed)

One (1) Million Points go to...
Kaol. Who, in a weird stalker type fashion, has found out my name, address, national insurance number and credit card details.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:54, closed)

That means
That we HAVE to have sex.
Sorry.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:55, closed)

I wish
he could tell me my national insurance number, I can never remember where I put the little card thing.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:57, closed)

Kaol...
OK, but I'm coming in dry...
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:58, closed)

Noooo...
That was directed at chcb...
*panics*

*runs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:00, closed)

On that note
I'm off. I've no desire to see DiT bum Kaol unless there's a goat cheerleading.

Back online later - (probably sooner than later, I've housework to ignore)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:00, closed)

OO!
I'll watch!
MMF threeway is fine by me too.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:03, closed)

Oh, thank God for that...
*zips up*

*seeks mind bleach*

(EDIT: Not bleach for CHCB... Rather for bumming Kaol...)
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:04, closed)

*breathes deeply*
Thank goodness we got that cleared up Mr ***** ******.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:05, closed)

@ al
I'd be tempted to, you know, just to hear you say that at the optimum moment.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:05, closed)

Aaaaah
thanks hlt, of course now I'm going to be thinking about that next time I have sex, and it will probably make me laugh, which will undoubtedly get me into trouble.

Last week I thought about the angry pirate.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:09, closed)

PoD has just scared the shit out of me...
And so gets 2 million points.
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:09, closed)

@ al
So will I, now!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:14, closed)

I'm off home now
Bye to all you wonderful people!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:15, closed)

"wonderful people"?
Who are you, and what have you done with Kaol?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:16, closed)

Yay!
I get lots of points, and all I had to do was terrify someone :)
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:18, closed)

hey all
i'm baaaaaaaaaack! Looked away for an hour or so, and it's all gone downhill!

You're quite safe from me, DiT, even if you told me your name I'd forget it right away anyway.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:21, closed)

I'm off too
I'll no doubt see you here again tomorrow.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:24, closed)

Yay found you
Oh dear god 257 replies to catch up on...*frowns Kaol stylee*

See you all a bit later while I catch up, but for now...Oh dear god prolapsed anus, mouth tumour and a dental...all on the same dog
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:27, closed)

bye all
hello WW!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:27, closed)

Okey dokes...
I'm heading off too... See you all tomorrow!

Byeeee!
( Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:27, closed)

Hi becky
sounds like a nightmare - do you deal with them from the front to the back, the back to the front, alphabetically or by assigning random numbers and picking them from a hat? Poor dog anyway.

Hi HLT *waves*

Edit Bye DiT *waves again*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:29, closed)

Hi ww
she got the arse mended first, then the tumour (biopsied) then the teeth. Poor thing, very sweet dog.

DIT and Al I know the Standard too as I went to school in Woodford green. I'm in East Finchley now, but still come back your way to see my parents. Was in Walthamstow yesterday trying to figure out the bus station.

I wanna go to Scotland too. So long as I don't bump into my ginger ex who's from Edinburgh.

Very good first day, got my contract, met everyone and they're all lovely, free lunch every day - today was pizza and salady things :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:46, closed)

becky
glad it went well, for you and the poor doggy. I did a week's work experience at a vet's, age 15, and it convinced me I was too soft for that kind of work! I spent half the week in tears.

Yes, come to Edinburgh. We'll protect you from any exes who materialise. Come on, we're b3tards. Kaol and his knife, Devil in Tights with the cattle prod, and my very sharp thumbnails should be enough ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:49, closed)

Hurrah
I'm in then :) Haven't been to scotland since 89 when we went to the Edinburgh festival. I remember it being a lot like London, but less people and they all spoke funny ,)

Edit: Oh we all get cases that affect us, like the dog who was in for 4 months with us and ended up having his leg chopped off as his owners ran him over then had him hospitalised as it was too traumatic for their daughter to see him external fixators on his leg. Then he caught MRSA and had his leg lopped off, so the owners didn't want him - they came to visit him twice over 4 months, the fuckers - so he got adopted by one of the vets and he's very happy now. But we really missed him at work, so she'd bring him in every now and then to say hi to us :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:59, closed)

"all spoke funny"?????
no darling, we speak properly, everyone else speaks funny ....

Mind you, if you're coming in March, for the love of dog dress warmly.

Just today, I heard two Aussie tourists on the bus complaining that it wasn't warm enough for them. I had to restrain myself from demanding to know why the hell they hadn't stayed in nice warm Oz then!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:02, closed)

I think it's cold everywhere at the moment
except the tube which insists on being hot and smelly all day long.

Nah, you don't speak proper, only us peoples in norf Laandan speak proper innit ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:07, closed)

I agree with TWW
We speak the properly. Only us.

It was warm as ever here today, or in my work anyway. But then it's always warm in work.

I love the nice cold we have up here most of the year round :)
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:09, closed)

The tube
is one of the things I am most scared of. Any time I've been London I've avoided it like the plague.

I'm a nutter-magnet at the best of times, but on the tube - gaaah. They home in on me and they always smell of pee. If you have to travel on that every day you have my heartfelt sympathies.

I can almost forgive you for the norf laandan accent. Almost.

Edit: Thank you PoD. Where abouts are you?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:12, closed)

I'm in Glasgow most of the year.
Well, half the year anyway, when I'm at uni.

Rest of the time I'm down around Dumfries.

I like the Glasgow underground, but I doubt I'd like the London one. I didn't really like London at all when I was there.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:16, closed)

@PoD
aaah, the clockwork orange. You see some characters on that as well. Still better than the tube though ....
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:17, closed)

You do get some right ones.
There is usually at least one person who doesn't stop staring at me, some sort of crying or complaining childlet or a drunk.

Occasionally you also get the odd reasonably attractive student. But not often :(

edit: Do you have trams back in the 'burgh again yet?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:19, closed)

Trams? TRAMS?
Don't get me f***ing started! We don't want them, they won't serve half the population, they're way over budget already and the roadworks are horrendous. We have an ace bus service and don't need f***ing trams.

*goes outside for a cigarete to calm down*

*fails to calm down, explodes messily*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:23, closed)

Woo!
I'm back.
But now I'm going.
To the cinema, for free, to see The Incredible Hulk...
May or may not be rubbish, I shall advise...

Back later!
Bye!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:25, closed)

*wishes he hadn't asked*
I don't particularly like trams. One nearly ran me over once. Stupid silent death traps.

They do add a certain something to a city, but I'm not sure what exactly, and I'm not sure it would work in Edinburgh.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:26, closed)

Picks up bits of ww
eww, human bits. Gross. I can handle bits of animals, but not bits of humans.

The tube's fine aside from when it gets hot. I only have to go 3 stops on it from home to work now, so it's a 15 minute journey at the most and only costs £2 a day which is bargainous.

Was a bit shocked this morning though when I was asked three times by different people if I was a doctor? Granted I was wearing scrubs as I don't have a uniform yet, but it's an unwritten rule that you don't make eyecontact with other people on the Northern line, let alone speak to them.

I said I was a brain surgeon hee hee
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:26, closed)

My personal view
is that the trams were a "vanity project" for the last Labour council. They will be expensive and loss-making, and the money could have been better spent on a rail link to the airport.

/rant over

edit: becky - I'd have done something like that. "Yeah, just on my way to lobotomise President Bush. Although I've a feeling it's too late ..."
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:28, closed)

Yup
Condoleeza Rice got there first. Roll on Obama
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:33, closed)

Talking about Obama
did you see the fuss the other week when he called a female reporter "sweetie"? Honestly, you'd think he'd demanded she drop to her knees and give him a blow job. Speaking for myself, I've been called much worse!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:37, closed)

Christ
I get called worse than that on a daily basis.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:38, closed)

Right kids
I'm away, might reappear later on.

Then again, might not.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:44, closed)

Yup
I work in a complaints team. If I don't get called seven different kinds of imbecile, I haven't done my job properly!

edit: Bye PoD *waves*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:45, closed)

That's gotta suck
Quit and work with nice people who feed you cake :)

I'm off to get some food as well. See you later
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:49, closed)

Anyone here?
*watches tumbleweed roll by*

Evidently not.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:13, closed)

Just dropped in to say hello
Then I'm off to snarf a lovely takeaway curry. And then I probably shan't be around for a while, certainly not tonight as Tourettes has a hurty back and is hitting the sack early (our pc is in the bedroom, currently, but not for long if this home improvement loan gets agreed - fingers crossed).

So I'll doubtless be relegated to watching a DVD on the couch. Which is OK.

So, hello again everyone, and bye-bye.

Be good.
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 20:40, closed)

Dammit
I missed k2k6, my new daddy, and Davros. Snogs to Tourettes and her hurty back.

Anyone about? I could do with some company as I've borrowed an allegedly scary film from my friend...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:19, closed)

@Ancrenne
Don't worry, daddy's here!

(not quote sure I like this paternal stuff!)
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:24, closed)

Alright then
we'll just let HLT be a single mum.

how's you this eve?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:25, closed)

Busy-ish
but working on the computer with b3ta open in a docked window.

What's the scary movie? Not that it'll mean anything to me as I've seen about 1 film this year. And I can't remember what that was.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:28, closed)

er....
*checks box*

Final Destination. Don't think it's very recent as it's the first of a boxes set 'thrillogy' (did you see what they did there?)

I've been doing some work too, trying to find some people who might want to give me some money for my pants. I don't think I'll ever get bored of pants jokes.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:33, closed)

Oh dear
and here I was advocating the non-wearing of pants today, earlier in this thread! Sorry.

Only for the sake of improving the under-kilt climatic conditions though. And for convenience when going for a wee.

I've heard of that film thrillogy (oh, how clever), but not surprisingly I've never seen it.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:43, closed)

evening folks
how are we all?
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:45, closed)

Final destination isn't scary
the second one is hilarious and the third is just poor.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:47, closed)

Evening
VIpros and Becky.

'sup?
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:50, closed)

Hey Vipros, Becks
so - an eventful first day Beck? Sounds like it. Did you get your work done, V?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:53, closed)

I pretty much spent the whole day
wracking my brains and trying loads of different things and ended up in more or less the same place I started...

not a very good day unfortunately

and now my computer is really cocking up. so much so that I'm about to try and order a new one. despite having no money.

I'm mostly still my usual positive self though.

and I'll have a reefer in a minute and it will make it all ok.
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:56, closed)

Yeah, pretty much
Also had a hamster trying to eat me as the other nurse clipped its nails. Luckily I remembered reading that if you grip it below it's jaw then it cant get you, so it looked like I was choking it and it was wriggling like mad, but managed to not get munched :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:59, closed)

And skipping quickly over the subject of reefers
How is your non smoking day B? I've got through half a pack of chewing gum and five lollies... but no fags...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:00, closed)

I've been fine
as I've had plenty of stuff to keep my mind occupied. Even stupid admin work when I got home like contracts and stuff. Then again, I'm always fine for the first couple of days, it's day three and four when it starts to kick in
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:04, closed)

Fair enough.
I've been ok too, had a few wobbly moments at 4 and 9 this eve. Can't wait til Wednedsday - day three I am usually fine, hate the smell, no risk...

btw... think you're right about the film...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:07, closed)

oops, sorry!
it is tough giving up

I found that what helped most was not having caffeine, and avoiding stuff with MSG in (may have mentioned this before)

admittedly I do kind of cheat by still smoking pot
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:09, closed)

I'm lucky
I already hate the smell, so don't have that hurdle.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:10, closed)

Couldn't you do something radical
like sticking the filter ends up your bum and putting the cigs back in the packet.

Then when you want a fag, you realise you don't really want it that much.

*lowers tone in absence of AlBertKaol*
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:12, closed)

I never notice the smell when
I've been smoking, but within days of stopping can spot it from miles away...

No worries V - I tried that route before, just incapacitated myself getting stoned all the time instead.. oopsy
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:15, closed)

Nope
cos I'd just rip the filters off if I got that desperate
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:15, closed)

^^^what becky said^^^
I poured all my loose tobacco into the bin and stirred it up with coffee grounds and cat hair so I really cannot use it...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:18, closed)

I've never smoked
so I can't identify with how hard it is to give up, but I have had mates who've managed it successfully.

I prescribe many days spent on b3ta, involved in intelligent and witty debate. That'll keep your mind off the fags. It might drive you to drink of course...
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:23, closed)

hooray, my new computer will arrive on wednesday!
there is a fine balance to be had in not incapacitating yourself. I've been perfecting it for 8 years now...

I'm desperately trying to think of things that I can suggest that helped me, but I am probably the worst ex-smoker ever.

I tend to be overly supportive of people who want to carry on smoking, almost to the point of pride in them...

not a great attitude I know
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

Or worse
,)

Edit: Hooray for new computers :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:24, closed)

Well, I'm determined so will
hope that's enough. I am *very* stubborn when i want to be.

Don't need to be driven to drink unless it's far away ;)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, closed)

New computers
are great. I've had this one for nearly three months now and the novelty still hasn't worn off.

I just had a thought Becky - if you were a bit hoity-toity like, you could be both Posh and Becks....

*gets coat*

Actually, more like *gets toothbrush*

I'm off for another early night. It's the last chance I'll get this week.

Night all.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:30, closed)

determination
and stubbornness are the finest weapons in the anti-smoking arsenal

plus not spending loads of money

think of the money :-)

time for me to retire from the vicinity of the computer though, mrs vipros wants to sleep

night all
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:31, closed)

Night boys
so becky, you hanging round for a bit or heading off? Wonder if any of the other late nighters will show up?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, closed)

If there's anyone I'd rather not be
it's them K2k6. Night.

I've had my laptop since January and just got it back a few weeks ago when the motherboard died on me. So far *touch wood* I still love it.

stubborness is a good trait when it comes to some things I think :)

I will think of the money I'll save as I'm very nearly skint already and I have a date this week and the B3ta bash to go to.

Edit: Yeah I'll be around for a bit. Got 10am starts all this week which will be much nicer than the 8am start I had this morning
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:33, closed)

Coool.. so a good week all round then...
I'm glad I've only got three more 9 am starts in this job ever :)

Date sounds interesting... :) When are we going to have do do without the pleasure of your company on here?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

Because I don't have a life outside of B3ta?
Ha ha it's true I don't. Not at the moment anyway. Either Wednesday night or Friday night. I've been invited to a leaving do at work on Wednesday, but I looked up the place online and it's not cheap, so I think I'll say I've got plans for then.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:41, closed)

No, no, I didn't mean that!
I know we all do have very lovely lives outside b3ta (honest, I do, really) but here is nice too.

*convinces self*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

I've been out of work for so long
with nothing at all coming in for a month and then job seekers allowance coming in for the second month that I'm going to be skint for quite some time now. Hence I have no life at the moment. But when I do, I look forward to having a life again, but still coming on here to chat as I like the B3ta people :)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

Evening all, how are you?
You've got me for 10 whole minutes. I don't want to be really tired on my first day driving at 7:30am :P
(Belgaer is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

'ning belgaer
how's your trousers
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

I'm not sure
how much 'life', ie going out, there will be time for when I'm getting the business going. But I really enjoy working on the business so it doesn't feel like anything other than playing. It's what I *really* want to do...

And b3ta is *always* here :)

Yay for interwebs!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

Trousies ain't here 'till Tuesday/Wednesday
But the car is awesome. I'm dead excited. Only, they increased the price a bit and then they told me I can't pay installments. The cunts. £1589 coming from where, exactly?
(Belgaer is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:54, closed)

Fuckers
so what are you going to do?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

My step nan
was really kind and sewed up my current ones, hopefully they'll last me till the new ones arrive.

It's that or walk around with my cock out. Not that people would dislike that, ofcourse. It being me an' all.
(Belgaer is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:57, closed)

I meant
the money silly
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:58, closed)

hello mister b
car people sound cunty. have you slapped them?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:00, closed)

Ohhh.
My daddy offered to make up the difference and let me pay him back in installments (which is good I guess, it's credit without the interest! :D) but I still feel guilty about putting him out of a bit of money for a while.

Edit: @ Ancrenne
No, I jizzed in their eyes.
(Belgaer is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:00, closed)

That's really sweet of him
Where is everyone tonight? I know it's Monday so everyone's recovering from the weekend, but still.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:02, closed)

Glad to hear it
woot to your nice daddy. Did you get him a card?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:03, closed)

I am here
Once again, be afraid.

What's the craic tonight?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:04, closed)

I madededed him one, it said "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
And then had a picture of a road and a big lorry, and a chicken on the pavement, then it had "To commit suicide!!! Ha-ha-ha" below it and on the inside i'd smeared some tomato puree and then drawn a chicken beak and leg at the edge of it. :D

I'm gonna get him and his wife a pressie when I has some moolah... For helping me out so much with the car and shit.

Edit: Whoops, 5 minutes past bedtime, nighty night wimminfolk.

Edit edit: and manfolk.
(Belgaer is, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:05, closed)

Aw, mister B that's lovely
Alrighty PoD. Good evening?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:06, closed)

Aww that's sweet Belgaer
Night

Hi Pod
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

Not a bad evening ancrenne
Was round at a friends for dinner. There were a group of us.

I seemed to be acting a bit gay and making lots of gay innuendos with one of the guys who was there. An engaged guy. With his fiance there. It was a bit strange.

How's not smoking going?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

S'up bitches?
I went drink shopping tonight, found an amazing off-licence!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:10, closed)

Thanks for asking PoD :)
It's going ok, have had a few cravings but ignored them. I've decided this time round to keep drinking from the start too - last time I stopped drinking, sort of by accident, in case I slipped up while drunk. This time I'm just not gonna.

I hope :)

And my friend has just texted me to say she's got me a giving up smoking present so I'm really excited!

Sounds like you had fun.. was he cute?


EDIT - evening Kaol. What luxury did you find? And was it cheap?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

Not that I swing that way
But he isn't bad.

And let that be the end of the strange gay thing.

Well done, sounds like it's going good so far. All I managed today was to drop a bit of metal on my foot, and nearly argue with customers.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

I had my tunes on all day
So barely spoke to my colleagues at all. Tip top.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

'lo chaps
Time to stop this semi-lurking malarkey and introduce myself I reckon, seeing as I'm pondering turning up to the bash this week.

*waves*

How's tricks?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

Cheap absinthe!
*grins happily*

Yay!

The Incredible Hulk was ok. Worth watching on DVD or something, or wait to see it on TV.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

PoD
with credentials like that, I think you coming onto the girlyoulikesboyfriend is a definite to annoy them :)

Evening kaol. What treats did you find?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

hello wookie
nice to meet you :)

Absinthe Kaol? Are you looking for more inspiration?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:17, closed)

Good to see you unlurk
And welcome to the party.

True, I could use it to my advantage, but I don't want it trying to take over.

*shudders*

You drank it all yet, Kaol?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:20, closed)

Sod inspiration, give me oblivion.
Just not tonight, I've got to work tomorrow.

*opens can of cider*

*smiles*

So... Mr. Wookie... *waves*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:21, closed)

Nice to meet you too Ancrenne
EDIT - And you, Mr Kaol.

I am scared of Absinthe, it makes people too broken too quickly, and I break easily anyway.

Is cheap absinthe not just meths and green food colouring, Kaol? Or did you get good absinthe for cheap? It is an important distinction I feel.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:21, closed)

No... I tried some
When I was in the car park. Straight from the bottle.

It's proper-ish stuff, I can still taste it.
For what I paid, I've got a good deal.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:25, closed)

More cider Mr K?
you actually enjoy that weasel piss?

Evening Wookie.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:25, closed)

Right kids*
I better head off, yet another early start tomorrow :(

Have a fun night.


But not too fun.

*Who are all older than me
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

I enjoy the lovely warm feeling that if brings
If it's good enough to make tramps able to sleep in concrete doorways, it's good enough to make me sleep in my bed.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

So you piss your pants then
when you drink it. Warm feeling is spreading.

Night POD
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:30, closed)

Hi Becky, grats on the job
I haven't drunk K cider in years. It made me very ill very regularly in my teens though. I seem to recall something of a chemical flavour and monstrous hangovers, so good luck.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

*shocked*
I'll give you a warm feeling, right where you don't want it if you're not careful...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

Night Pod
Talk soon :)

Absinthe never did much for me. Cider and vodka, however, are my good friends.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:33, closed)

Eww, I didn't know you were into that Kaol
*but it doesn't really surprise me*

Thanks Wookie. What do you do, where are you from and all that stuff?


Indeed K cider is foul. Absynthe is nothing special really. If you like the feeling of being kicked in the face with alcohol I say go for it.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:37, closed)

Yes!
Cider, vodka and blackcurrant = Red Diesel.

Fantastic drink.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:38, closed)

Stroh 80 is very good for the face-kicking effect as well.
I prefer being gently nuzzled by weak fizzy lager.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:39, closed)

I've never tried cider WITH vodka
Cider and black with pernod though.. devastating. And part of the reason I don't drink aniseedy things any more.

I have two sorts of relationships with alcohol.The 'I like the warm and fuzzy' feeling, and the 'I am going to get obliterated' feeling... I keep thinking that the latter will go away as I grow up but there's no sign of happening yet. Hooray!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:40, closed)

Stroh 80
Is a little brutal, even for my tastes.
Might as well cut out the middle-man and jump straight to hitting your liver with a steak-tenderising mallet.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:41, closed)

I have trouble with getting obliterated these days,
there are always consequences of the waking up naked and in pain and having been sick in my hat kind. On the bright side though, I can extend the "warm and fuzzy" phase all day.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

I can get away with it
Due to my youthful resilliance and massive ego.

So yeah...
Mr. Wookie, tell us about you!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

I don't really enjoy
getting shitfaced anymore. Friday night being an exception. Seems I only have a good time when I'm celebrating something as just getting drunk for the sake of it is a bit boring.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

Um, ok.
I am small and increasingly hairless, so my username is not strictly accurate.

What else would you like to know?

Becky - I got similarly bored with drunkenness, but I started staying just a leetle bit more sober and suddenly everything became fun again.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:54, closed)

Well, what better celebration
Than meeting us all?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

I won't be getting shitfaced at the bash
Sure I'll have a drink or two, but wont be getting squiffy.

Is anyone else watching Derren Brown at the moment? He's about to walk across broken glass barefoot after suffocating himself.

Edit: Anything else you want to share with the group Wookie? ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

Hemale or Shemale?
A general lurker, or a pilgrim from /talk?
What is the worst film you've ever seen?
What would you do if you woke up with no eyes?
Would your rather have a robot arm, or go on a space-trip?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

Not watching Derren Brown
Watching the second of that 'thrillogy'. Well, I say watching... it's on but it's not exactly grabbing me.

I know a few (admittedly barking) people that walk on broken glass. I've done it by accident and was fine.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

Just seems
bad and wrong. Every time I've trodden on broken glass it's embedded in my foot and really hurt
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

Hemale.
I was all manly earlier, chiselling a bit of wood and listening to Metallica, but then it started to rain and Vanessa Carlton came on the stereo so I had to stop before I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg.

Not so much a lurker as an infrequent poster I guess, I fear I am too dull to have something to say for every qotw. I went to /talk once, but I don't think I'll go back.

I watched Titanic once, I was told there was a funny bit when the ship was sinking and people bounced off the funnels, so I started watching when the sinking began. It was an error. Two hours later there was four seconds of people bouncing off funnels.

If I woke up with no eyes I would find someone with eyes and steal theirs.

Robot arm all the way, assuming it's a proper fictional robot arm and not the crappy ones you can get at the moment that allow you to maybe pick things up sometimes and have no crushing-coal-into-a-diamond capacity. Mind you by that logic you could have a fictional space trip lasting years with aliens and lightsabers and such, so in that case I don't know. You will have to be more specific.

Do you feel like you know me yet?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

Wookie
Hmm...a little better I suppose. But are you pretty?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)

Those are good answers.
Mine, if you're interested (and I'm putting them anyway, even if you're not) are:

I'm not a shemale
Pearl Harbour
Get robot eyes
Get robot arm to match
Destroy humanity for making Pearl Harbour.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)

Pretty?
Oh sweet god no.

*chuckles*
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:12, closed)

Welcome to my club then
*offers hat*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)

Damn
b3ta dating fails once again ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Maybe you should lower
Your standards a bit Becky?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:15, closed)

Never
I want a pretty one

*stamps foot*
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:17, closed)

*takes hat*
Why thank you. I like hats.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:18, closed)

I'll catch you one Becky...
What can you offer in return?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)

Do you offer a similar service with ladies?
I don't want a dead one though.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:22, closed)

A sword?
endless admiration, cabbage, a dinosaur footprint?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:22, closed)

Yes I do
I need a name, a photo and an address.
Then I'll deliver them to your door, in a medically-induced coma.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:23, closed)

gah
either this thread or my laptop are taking ages to load and my unsmoking self has zero patience for such annoyance today.

Is it slow for anyone else or just me? Fancy decamping to a shiny new place?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

Can do
but leave a marker for me to find. I think I'll head off to bed as I cant stop yawning
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

I'll have to get back to you.
Will it cost extra to ensure that she arrives in, er, mint condition?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:27, closed)

Ok becks, will do if we start a new one
I think you've got me as a 'friend' - if you check the friends activity that should take you straight to it when you come back.

Boys - to be honest, lovely chaps that you are, it's getting late and I need to save all my energy up this week for my big adventure to scary London. Let me know if you start a new thread, otherwise, lock up when you leave, eh? And catch you tomorrow?

Nice to meet you mister W - do be warned. The QOTW reply threads are tricksy to extricate yourself from...

Night :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:32, closed)

nn Ancrenne
Think I might call it a day myself. Will try to duck work enough to come and see you charming folks tomorrow.

nn chaps.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

@Wookie
I can do that, yeah.
It'll be extra.
*imagines box filled with a comatose girl and thousands of Polos*
Night!

@ Ancrenne:
Night, speak to you tomorrow, no doubt!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 0:36, closed)

God
damn it.

I'm up too late and everyone is gone.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:37, closed)

.
.
Chat continues here
.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 1:02, closed)