Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Hot and sweatyIt was the hot summer of 2003 and I was playing my friend at pro-evolution on the PS2. I was getting very sweaty hands playing the game and my fingers kept slipping off the buttons.
After conceding yet another goal, I reached breaking point which I loudly and angrily expressed with the cry of:
"Fcuk my hot sweaty fingers!!"
To which my mate gave me a rather horrified look and politely declined.
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:53,
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