Sorry, you lot, but I find this fucking hilarious.
None of us like to think of our parents as sexual beings, but honestly they are, and may well have been far more kinky in their day than you are now.

Being confronted by your parent's sexual desires makes one tend to run screaming to scrub with bleach in the shower.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 24 Mar 2012, 0:52, 2 replies)

Put yourself
in your parents' shoes. My Old Man must be DYING to get stuck into some filth on my parents' PC, but he knows full well that I will be able to find out all the disgusting details, thanks to the amount of times that Mum asks me to "have a look at the PC, it's playing up again". They think I'm some sort of computer whizz-kid, far from it, I'll just frig around in Windows until I find what setting she's accidentally changed. It must be hell for him, all that smut, just a click or two away...
(Rsoles, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 10:54, closed)

It was just weird...
He was a teenager in the 50's - so his perversions centered round a very niche and very hard to find set of images / movies. Even weirder were the utterly bizzare search terms he'd use to locate his particular brand of titilation.

For example - for cinema listings he'd type, 'Please can you inform me as to what is playing at the Odeon this afternoon and / or evening?'. His porno search phrases were equal in length and detail and obviously set him off an almighty online goose chase - settings showed over 500 sites visited in a marathon 6hr session.

After that first 'reveal' - I changed everything to delete all histories on exit and set him up with permanent private browsing.

Good luck old man! The apple definitely didn't fall far from the tree.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:42, closed)