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People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?

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(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Exactly the same thing. EXACTLY. I wonder if anyone else does this? I'm sitting here cringing and holding my incisors.

God and now I won't be able to get it out of my head for hours.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:05, 1 reply)
mmmff mmmff mmfff
Can't talk, hand clamped over mouth. Tongue rubbed raw on front teeth - is that a new ridge I can feel? Can a key have sneaked into my room in the night??
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:08, closed)

Yep yep I've got a sore patch at the front of my tongue already and I want a cigarette. I could blame you for this.

There are a couple of other things that do it too. You'll like this one: have you ever seen a glass cutting tool? Usually it's just a little wheel that scores a line on the glass, but sometimes, sometimes, they have a little row of square grooves that you can use to grab different widths of glass to snap them off. You could get all the way back to your first molar with one of those beauties.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:11, closed)
What if it was dark though
and when you reached out for a cigarette, you accidentally picked up a BACK DOOR KEY and put it in your mouth? Eh? Eh? Eh?
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:15, closed)

Or a glass cutter? I think it has something to do with the way keys are cut - the rough hewn edges of the teeth. On yours. Oh also whenever I see a bayonet I imagine it going between my teeth and twisting. Another cracker. I got that from the Krays I think.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:18, closed)
My brother had a gap between his front teeth when he was about 4 and he often got his spoon stuck there,
and would scream the place down while our mother tried to dislodge it. That was pretty horrific but it didn't make me afraid of spoons.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:22, closed)
Yes, but...
I bet you don't often put a spoon in your mouth vertically, do you? It's crossed my mind.

We have old silver sheffield pattern teaspoons here. They all end up like scoopy, teeth-shattering blades.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:31, closed)
Oh hell yes, the glass-cutter guide. My father had one of those.
Thank you SO much for reminding me.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:17, closed)
Too much
I'm going to have to get intoxicated. This is like a waking nightmare.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:20, closed)

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