Cucumber
It taints all other sandwich fillings, even after careful removal.

And besides, I don't want to eat anything with "cum" in it...
(tree hugger putting the "semen" in "basement"..., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 14:29, 5 replies)

That's not what I heard.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:19, closed)

I'm one of the people who can't stand the stuff too
it's the phenylthiocarbamides don't you know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 16:59, closed)

It is utterly hideously vile stuff, but most people will not believe you can taste it or smell it from across the room or that you're in anything but total-head-over-heels love with the fucking stuff.

Pickled gherkins are alright though. Must be the vinegar.
( speedyballbangpots, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:24, closed)

You're going to hell for that.
Pickled gerkins are what hell is made of.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:25, closed)

Pickled gherkins and cum
No, wait, I'm thinking of McDonalds burger dressing, not hell. Close.
(Rsoles, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:30, closed)