KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Aichmophobia inducing KarmaStrikeWhen I was a wee tyke of nary twelve years of age, I had a row with my mum in an MTR station (Hong Kong Equivalent of the Tube, but more efficient and cheaper) and stormed off to have a bit of a sulk.
The argument was about having to hold her hand. I was twelve, goddamnit! Old enough to do without being shackled to my mother.
So I stormed off. Where I was planning on going I do not remember.
What I certainly fucking did remember was when a random babbling crackhead ran up and jabbed a butterfly-knife into my right thigh, all the way up to the handle, before running away screaming at the walls and ceiling.
Karma owes me six months of recovery and 50 stitches.
(, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 18:56, 2 replies)
Shitting Christ!That's awful.
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!You should always do what your mommie tells you to do, it is for your own good.
At least that's what I tell my kids.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 5:13,
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