KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Hondas....ahhhslimtallgoth has one as too scared to pass his car driving test - he loves it, has put leetle skull stickers etc all over and so on...
Two weeks ago, he was on early shift and left home at 5 am to get to work - he's going up the slip road to A38 and indicates to overtake the gritter lorry that's parked up on the road - only for it to suddenly pull out - visions of slimtallgoth slapping into the side of it Wild.E.Coyote style ensue - fucking dumbwit in the lorry didn't even look.....
So my poor little chicken has now got to endure getting to work on a nasty gaysex whale of a moped (the insurance co. gave him as a cover bike) til they sort it out. I can't even bear to help him on with his normal protection when he's going to do 'that' with 'that thing' for half an hour every shift, to and from! ....I normally have a rollie and kiss him lots as he gets ready for worko, but now I have to just say bye bye!
I don't mean to be a nasty wifie...
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curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 0:41,
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