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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Cows
If a cow is to give birth to a set of twins, the old dear can only ever remember one face. Stupid cows. So one twin gets all the love and milk and the forgotten twin must live a short and lonely life. Probably last a week before expiring.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 2 replies)
I can't believe
how anxious I get waiting for the next QOTW. I don't even feel like this before a job interview.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
correction!
I will be last! :)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
Last
This is what i'm doing instead of the world leading* research my phd involves.



*lies

Vaguely relevant - my son paints and sticks glitter to stuff at nursery. He eats it (why?) and his poo is always glittery/the colour of the paint for ages afterwards
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
right i'm self harming with a paperclip now
I WILL BE LAST (ouch)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, 1 reply)
I am going to be last.
I can feel it in my bones!
Last.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:39, Reply)
damn i laughed at that so much i forget to hold my breath

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, Reply)
@Serbitar
if i turn blue does that make me a spurf
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:38, Reply)
How quaint
That everyone wants to be last.

A very british thang.

Bit like Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards



Last?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)
3 mins now, cooold ggit the benz

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)
watchs spimf turn blue
am i last yet? *what the fuck an i doing?*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, Reply)
@Spimf
Yes, I've heard crows can be quite aggressive when they feel the need. Some years, they've been known to put signs up in Battersea Park around the spring, warning people about "Protective Parent Crows" who will apparently attack if they think their nest is being threatened. I would like to see this as I suspect it would be hilarious. But then it might also be a bit scary.

(Last, perchance?)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:37, 1 reply)
star ti ing to looz abi ty to tipe

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, Reply)
this is a dangerous game your all playing

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, Reply)
I spend alllll day in meetings...
...confident that by the time I get back I'll have missed the "I'm last" battle....

wrong again.

=(
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:36, 2 replies)
i'm starting to feel lightheaded now

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)
Being the 3rd oldest that I am aware of on the qotw board...
and sometimes a sensible grown up,I insist that we all calm down and wait patiently for the new qotw when the B3ta gods decide the time is right.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 7 replies)
I'm Last.
You all want to be me...?

How flattering!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, 3 replies)
good grief
how long must this go on?

Won't someone think of the children?

*swoons theatrically*
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)
when i was a child i could hold my breath for AGES

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:35, Reply)
i've warned you

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)
I reckon we've got till about 3 again
Think this'll keep going till then?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)
i'm not kidding

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:34, Reply)
and
then you'll be sorry
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)
spimf's gonna die when I'm
last
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)
LAST POST
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)
I want to be last too
I'm never quick enough to be first nor good enough to be best :(

Last? Please?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)
right!
if i dont get to be bloody last on this bloody question i shall hold my breath untill i pass out
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:33, Reply)
pfft
SickRik does QOTW.
Last?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)
*stumbles on to stage*
oh...hello....

last?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)

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