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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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wow
I'm impressed with your dedication spimf
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)
Timing
is everything.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)
I WANT TO BE FUCKING
last
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, 1 reply)
i used to teach austrian children english
we were playing "Simon says"

i had a blank moment, so started goose stepping, I don't know why

they all copied me, luckily nobody walked in, I changed to to holding a hand up and being sworn in as "president"

they found it hilarious, I hope none of them showed their parents


last
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:32, Reply)
last
attempt...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)
Stomach
Tho it missed all her major organs thankfully.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)
Killer crows, awesome!
LAst
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)
Oh god how did this get here?
I am not good with computer
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:31, Reply)
@the supreme cow
there was a report on our local news recently about evil murderous crows (yes the were a collective apparently) that were attacking new born lambs and pecking their eyes and tongues out like something from the omen

surely thats the last now...
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:30, Reply)
TGP
Did it go through her chin?

Last?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:30, Reply)
Spikes
My sister got stuck on a spiked fence when she was a kid. On the spikey bit. Made the front cover of the local rag.

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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, 4 replies)
Bored
of kids, can we have a new one now?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, Reply)
I said nothing about redheads
Jamesthegill. I was referring to the wrongness that is the shade of red known as Ginger. The penguin knows his shame!!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, 3 replies)
When I was a wee nipper
a baby monkey bit my finger. Okay, I shouldn't have put my finger through the wires (Monkey World, down south somewhere) but really, there was no need for that.

I also saw two chimps having it off. (Added to please Bert)
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, 2 replies)
last?
my cat used to hiss at the iron when it steamed
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, Reply)
I went to school with a kid
who got his head stuck between the back-rest and the seat on a chair.
Also there was the kid who pissed on another kid in class...

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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, Reply)
Hey!
There's nowt wrong with redheads. Some of the female ones are hot.

Not the younger ones though.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:28, Reply)
Baby Crows...
...have blue eyes.


Not really on topic. And probably not last, either. Oh, well.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:27, Reply)
NONE OF YOU ARE LAST.
Get over it.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:27, Reply)
Head in a saucepan
I've never seen a kid with their head stuck in a saucepan, but I did once see a cat with his head stuck in a plastic watering can. That was pretty funny. Does that count? (he wasn't hurt but did make a hell of a noise running around with it on).
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:27, Reply)
@darras - Oi! Ginger is ace.
That is all.

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Goats and/or monkeys. Delete as appropriate
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:26, Reply)
No, I want to be last.
Just to wind you lot up.
Kids are crap.
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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:26, 1 reply)
Monkeys and goats
.
Happy, Bert?

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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:25, 1 reply)
GOATS AND MONKEYS
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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, Reply)
You people...
You're all freaks! The lot of you! Crazy ginger haired freaks! I bet you all looked like ginger frogs when you were babies :p Now there's a frightening image..
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, Reply)
my dad
once got his finger stuck inside one of my toys (don't ask) and had to trust mum with the hacksaw to get it off.

Talk about a whiter shade of pale!

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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:24, 2 replies)
Seives
My mum has been known to put a colander on her head, hold out a sink plunger and pretend to be a dalek. She is 55.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, 2 replies)
When I was a kid
I tied a pair of my tracksuit bottoms to the back leg of my cat by the waist drawstring.

The cat dissapeared for three days and I never saw the tracksuit bottoms again.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, 3 replies)
I don't know
I go to lunch, come back and the whole place has gone into disarray.

I will not be happy unless the last post is something about goats or monkeys.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, Reply)
I was once a child.
(this one was on topic)
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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, 1 reply)

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