The Falkland Islands 1996
I was posted down to this miserable shit hole for the summer months of 96. Apart from the gym or drinking yourself blind there was nothing much left to do. (No sex as the locals were proper munters)
One Saturday, after finishing early a group of us decided to go down to sea front and go nature watching, seals penguins etc, armed with nothing more than cheap disposable cameras. One of the lads, Dutch was a serious headcase decided to come armed with a shovel!!
Down at the front we found loads of penguins and seals all in there natural environment it was great. It was great before Dutch decapitated 4 penguins with his shovel.
There was no way we could have covered it up and after some twitchers found the carcasses we were soon swiftly arrested.
Fair play to to mad Dutch he confessed to it all, still waiting to get my camera back though!!
(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:11, 6 replies)

So you're saying you never fucked stuj?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 24 Dec 2011, 17:15, closed)

Question..genuine curiosity
And none of you thought to stop this fucking disgusting excuse for a human being?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:04, closed)

The armed forces
are the ideal placement for a bloodthirsty loon, surely?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 18:27, closed)

I clearly
didn't think this through, did I?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 16:00, closed)

We did stop him, that's why he only killed 4.
(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:12, closed)

Stopping him
would have meant 0 or 1 dead in my book, not 4
:(
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 15:59, closed)