"Needless to say, I had the last laugh"Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.
Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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I get all the birdsI was hanging about at a bus-stop one day(waiting for a bus, ofcourse) munching on a big bag of greasy chips drenched in vinegar when this fuckhuge seagull comes crashing down onto the bag of chips and grabs them off of me. I manage to make sense of what happened just in time to see the bugger slap right into a passing car.
Serves the cunt right, I still have a feather from it as a keepsake.
yes stealing my chips is worthy of death.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)
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